[Top 50] Chemistry Puns Only a Chemist Understands
by Annie Rosy
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
Chem students do it on the table periodically
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.
[Top 50] Chemistry Puns Only a Chemist Understands
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a “carbonkneel”
What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)
You must be copper and tellurium cause you sure are CuTe!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe
What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A ‘gram’ cracker.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated Spirits
What did one S#xration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.
What do you call a tooth in a glA$$ of water? A one molar solution.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They are cheaper than day rates
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What weapon can you make from the elements potA$$ium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Why do chemistry professor like to teach about ammonia? Because it is its basic material
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
If a bear in Yosemite and one in Alaska both fall into the water, which one dissolves faster? The one in Alaska, because it is polar.
You be Flourine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, & S#xanium cause your BE AU TI full.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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