[Top 30] Really Funny Cat Puns for Every Occasion
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I’m a meow-nificent meow-sician!
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LOOK! ITS RAINING MEOW-NY! (money)
You got to be kitten me right meow.
What do cats wear at night? paw-jamas!
What do cats like to read? Cat-alogues!
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
What is lion’s favorite food? Baked beings!
How do you make cats furry? The spin cycle.
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What looks like half a cat? The other half!
What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas!
What do you call a flying cat? I’m-paws-sible.
What did the cat say to the dog? Check meow-t!
What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowntain
What do you call a painting of a cat? A paw-trait
How do you get a wet pu$$y? Put it in the shower.
Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine.
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
What’s striped and bouncy? A tiger on a pogo stick!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee!
What is a cats favorite kitchen tool? The “whisker”.
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit.
What is the cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews!
What’s the first thing you say to a cat? HELLO KITTY!
Is it Mewsday (Tuesday) Already? Thats clawful for me…
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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage!
What do you call a cat that wears make up? Glamourpu$$.
What do you call a cat when it is huge? A MEOW-SIVE CAT
What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I’m paw!
What is a cats favorite musical instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What is a cats favorite book? The prince and the paw-purr.
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What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse? Ten After One.
What kind of cat will keep your grA$$ short? A Lawn Meower.
What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail? Me-ow!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a lion!
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Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
Where does a cat go when he looses his tail? The retail store!
What do you call a cat that can address the media? a Press Kit.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrr-suasive.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor? Bad Blood.
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box? Quicksand.
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What did the cat say when he lost his toys? You got to be kitten me.
What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself? Purrr-verted.
What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? a duck-filled platy pu$$.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep? A stripey sweater!
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
What do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
What is the most breathless thing on television? The Pink Panter Show!
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo? A stripey jumper!
What’s grumpy cat’s favourite ride at Dreamworld in Australia? The Paw!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpu$$!
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A survival kit.
Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas? She was a sher-paw.
What was the special offer at the pet store this week? Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!
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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? ‘Claws.’
Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark? Curiousity killed the cat.
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge? Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger? A stri-ped!
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
Dogs will come when you call them. And they’ll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
What do you call a cat on ice? One cool cat. Cat: “You’re not real!” Nyan Cat: “At least I have a sparkly rainbow butt.”
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Furrari. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? an A$$embly kit. Why did the cat go to the river? Claws it wanted to.
A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater!
Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they’re in pain.
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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