Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
Hey, lady. You really look like someone I’d get to know.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
When approaching a lady, a bro must always wear his bro undies.
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
I look around but all I see is whiteness and noiseless surroundings.
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
f I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.