[Top 30] Bro Brother Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

What am I?
What is a bro?
What is anything?
Where am I? What’s going on?
They don’t call me Super for nothing.
-You’re still awesome as always, Bro!!
“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…”
[Top 30] Bro Brother Pick Up Lines
[Top 30] Bro Brother Pick Up Lines
Not tonight? Okay, sorry to bother you.
I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
Thus making the lady sucC^mb to his bro.
Would be interested in having a conversation?
These will provide him with magical bro powers.
If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.
You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
Hey, lady. You really look like someone I’d get to know.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
When approaching a lady, a bro must always wear his bro undies.
Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
I look around but all I see is whiteness and noiseless surroundings.
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
f I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

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