What was the average age of a cave man? Stone Age!
What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!
What party game do rabbits like to play? Musical Hares!
Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a flappy one!
Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
[Top 50] Witty Birthday Puns and Jokes
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
How does Moby D!¢K celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”
Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.
What is a meaning of a true friend? One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday? Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.
What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks. I’ll never part with it!
How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes – but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people’s birthdays. She says she doesn’t think people would like margarine as a present.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.“Oh, I don’t know,” she said. “Just give me something with diamonds.”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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