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Best Tom Hanks Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

You wanna ride my Apollo 13…inches?

Let’s go back to my place and do a little Forrest Humping.

You know you wanna get up on Angels and Deez-nuts!

I’ve seen a lot of nice breasts but yours are in a League of Their Own

Get in the car, we’re going on the Road to Insertion

Why don’t you let me take your top off so me and your Bosom can become Buddies?

It may not be Green, but it’ll feel like a Mile

Are you ready for Charlie Wilson’s Wang?

Come away with me to a desert Island where I will Blast Away on you all night long!

Check your box, ’cause You’ve Got Male.

Let Hump my Forest Gump.

Wana ride or stay on my terminal.

“Are you crying? Are you crying?! There’s no crying in base-ball!”

How about coffee, drinks, dinner, a movie … or as long as we both shall live.

Houston, we have a problem.come lets solve Together.

I can take you on a ride in my Green Mile.

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”Lets be Three.

HEY babe come le me show you my Wilson!

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.