Best Minimalist Pick Up Lines

Best Minimalist Pick Up Lines 1

You complete me.
Hey, you work out? i ike to burn some calories.
I won’t cramp your style, or closet.
You had me at Blanched Seashell White.
“I’m Not Actually This Tall. I’m Sitting on My Wallet.”
“Is Your Name WiFi? Because I’m Really Feeling a Connection.”
“If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be a Weapon of MA$$ Destruction.”
“Girl, if You Were Words on a Page, You’d Be FINE Print.”
“Hi, Do You Have a Few Minutes for Me to Hit on You?”
“Like a Broken Pencil, Life Without You Is Pointless.”
“If I Had Four Quarters to Give to the Four Prettiest Girls in the World, You Would Have a Dollar.”
My biggest deal breaker? I’d have to say…textiles purchased in the IKEA Marketplace.
Who needs a sofa when your mattress is as good as mine?
I was married. But lorem ipsum dolor, we’re divorced.
Particleboard is not part of my lifestyle.
Hey, can you find my G-spot? No, to the left. A little more. A centimeter to the right. Yes, that’s it! That perfect wood accented typographical vortex is such a turn on, isn’t it?
With curves like yours, who needs crown molding?
You can’t get more hardcore than the West Elm catalog. I mean, really. Must we see the shelving inside your cabinets? We get it. You shave.
Funny that you say that. My last girlfriend broke up with me because I didn’t come with enough baggage.
I’m not a commitment-phobe, per se. I’m just not ready for a kitchen table right now.
I’ll be your ottoman if you’ll be my settee.
I’m looking for the perfect long-term silhouette to fill up some negative space in my loft. Could you be that shadow?
Feel the grain on that rosewood credenza file cabinet sourced from the Herman Miller mid-century archives: that’s boyfriend material.
I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that’s right. It was in the dictionary next to equilibrium.