[Top 50] Kissing Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Are we related sweetie? Do you want to be?
Is there an airport nearby sweetie or is that my heart taking off?
If beauty were time sweetie, you’d be eternity.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor babe… what say we tie up for the night?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs sweetheart, what time do they open?
Good thing I Brought a map sweetie, because I just got Lost in your Eyes.
All those curves darling, and me with no brakes!
[Top 50] Kissing Pick Up Lines
[Top 50] Kissing Pick Up Lines
Hi sweetheart, do you believe in one night stands?
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with than you.
You’re hotter than donut grease sweetie.
I’ve had such an off week sweetie but seeing you just turns me on.
Hey you, get off of my mind! I don’t like thinking dirty thoughts.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall sweetie… is in love with me.
I must be lost sweetie … because I see paradise.
Is your name Summer babe? Cause you are hot!
Apart from being S#xy baby, what do you do for a living?
I know somebody who likes you baby but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
You are what I want for Christmas sweetie.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses darling, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I’m new in this town! Do you think I could have directions to your house?
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you sweetie, I’d have five cents.
Apart from being S#xy sweetheart, what do you do for a living?
I need more than 140 characters sweetie to tell you how beautiful you are.
I barely noticed you in the winter months sweetheart.
Your eyes are like a sunset baby, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
If I had to rate you out of 10 sweetheart. I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
Is your last name Gillette baby? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is it bright out here babe, or is that just your halo?
How was your last skinny dip sweetheart? I bet I can make your next one better.
Do you believe in love at first sight baby, or should I walk by again?
You are a ‘No Parking’ right babe? Just trying to guess your sign.
Do you know karate sweetie? Because your body is really kickin.
I’m not a photographer babe…..but I can picture us together.
I think I’ve seen you somewhere before babe. You’re the same girl from my dream last night.
I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
Damn, your legs go all the way up and make and a*s of themselves!
You make me want to calibrate my joystick darling without the latest drivers.
If you’re advertising babe, I’m buying!
I’m not a very good swimmer baby, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show sweetie, can I take his place?
Know what’s on the menu sweetie? Me-n-u.
Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you want to go camping sweetie? Cause I’m pitchin a tent
People call me John sweetie, but you can call me Tonight!
Is your name Wi-Fi sweetie? Because I’m feeling a connection.
What is your favorite color sweetie? Mine too!
Heaven is certainly missing an Angel.
Can I copy your dance moves sweetie?
You should go in the water, you’re so hot you’re on fire!
Do you have a sunburn darling, or are you always this hot?
You are a light bulb; you just lit up my day.
I hope you like coffee sweetheart…because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Hey, I’m failing S#x-ed baby, want to tutor me?
I know how to please a woman babe.
Let me borrow that number sweetie.
I hope you know CPR sweetheart, because you take my breath away!
I’m not trying to impress you or anything sweetie, but… I’m Batman!
If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
Is your name homework darling? I’m not doing you, but I should be.
I’m no photographer sweetheart, but I can picture us together.
Excuse me sweetheart, I’ve lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night baby?
Are you THE MATRIX sweetheart, because I’M THE ONE.
Do you believe in love at first sight babe, or should I walk by again?
Are you sitting on the F5 key baby? Because your backside is refreshing.
You MUST have a nice personality baby.
How much sweetie? To buy your heart sweetie…
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
You look familiar baby.
I know I’m not a library book babe but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
Can I borrow a kiss sweetie? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you a parking ticket sweetheart? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I’ve got my eye on you, sweetie!
If kisses were snowflakes sweetheart, I’d send you a blizzard.
Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair sweetheart? Because I’m froggy and want to eat them! dam cuz I’m hungry.
I’m the kind of man sweetheart who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
If you were a chicken darling, you’d be impeccable.
What’s a nice baby like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators sweetheart, and I’m going to have to ask you to A$$ume the position.
Am I dead, Angel? This must be heaven!
Would you sleep with a stranger babe? Then Hi, my name is…
If you were a new hamburger you would be called a McGorgeous.
Hey, are those jeans sweetheart? Because they’re blue!!
Hey sweetheart, I’m new in town.
There are 20 angels in the world darling 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Are your lips water sweetie? Because I’m feeling a bit dehydrated…
Hey! Do you want to go to the movies sweetheart? Eat some popcorn…have some S#x…
Does it matter sweetheart where here is if I’m there?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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