I believe in riding with protection.(looking at a helmet)
Want to come over and borrow my chain whip?
Can I make you a recovery drink? You are going to need it.
Want to go for a ride?
I’m an endurance athlete.
I like your frame.
I Tour de Francy you.
Lady-Cyclist – SUPER HOT.
Wanna spin my axel?
Wow, that’s a big head set!
You make my spokes spin.
Looks like those cups can hold a lot of bearings.
So, what size cups do you use on your headset?
Are those oversized hubs?
I’d like to void the warranty on that bike.
Ever over grease your bottom bracket/headset/hubs?
Are those hubs rebuilt?
I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.
Is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I’m no hipster, but I’d ride a fixie for you.
I’d buy a tandem just to ride with you.
Want to plan a ride up [insert name of hill or mountain]. It feels great when you’re on top.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?
Baby I noticed you have a new drive train… wanna test it out tonight?
You know, I don’t need energy bars to keep me going.
Can I make you a recovery drink? You’re going to need it.
You make my rain pants sweaty.
Want to lock our bikes together?
I love morning rides.
I would love to true your wheels.
Can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.
Hey there, do you need to use my pump?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
When are we going to Amsterdam together?
Let’s watch the Tour de France together. We can live stream it in bed tomorrow morning.
Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.
You’re so cute, you could be a feature on a Cycle Chic blog.
I believe in riding with protection. [point to helmet]
Wanna come over and borrow my chain whip?
I wheelie, wheelie want to ask you out on a date.
I can’t handle-bars but I’d love to go on a cycling date with you.
We should book a hotel Froome.
If you were my girlfriend, I promise I’d never tyre of you.
Did I just go over my handlebars? Cause I’m head over heels for you!
You know what my favourite thing about cycling with you is? Go back and read the first word.
Girl. We need to get you to the bicycle repair shop because you’re off the chain.
I hope you’re not spoke-n for.
Your heart is like Sir Chris Hoy’s medal cabinet. Full of solid gold.
Sir Chris Hoy takes gold, the same material from which your partner’s heart is made. Credit: SWpix.com
I don’t know how to make a mixtape so I got you a new cA$$ette.
Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?
I’m blinded by love for you! And on that note we’ll need to take a tandem today because I literally cannot see a thing, and am also severely love drunk, which while cute does not bode well for traffic lights.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Unicycle? Girlllll! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
I’ve always thought of you as the girl next Contador.
You’re like the brightest head torch on the darkest of days. You completely light up my world!
You’re nothing like Chris because with you I never feel Board, man.
Can I cycle in your slipstream? My parents always told me to follow my dreams…
My love for you is like Lance Armstrong’s use of drugs. It has been going on for a long time now and I am completely unashamed and un-repenting in finally admitting it.
…and to think I only met you after bringing my bike in so you could set my wheels straight. True love!
I’m actually a great chef as well as a cyclist. Come over Friday and I’ll [Nicole] Cooke your favourite [Mark] Caven-dish? (not intended in a cannibalistic way)
Mark Cavendish. We’ll be the first to admit that this particular pun was a bit of a stretch. Photo: Getty
They say love will find a way. But I forgot my Garmin and have got severely lost on my way over to your house, please send help. Love you.
I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.
They say the course of true love never did run smooth but I’d ride over cobbles for you.
You’re like a penny farthing – you make me feel like I’m 100ft tall!
I could be like your Brompton! I’m not that cool but you can take me anywhere.
Did you fall from the Evans? As it looks like they’re missing an angel.
I’d ride on only my front wheel to the endo the earth for you.
I’m nothing like the cyclists on the 90s Tour de France – I won’t be cheating on you!
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Do you know what my jersey is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.
Is it me or is your bottom bracket super tight?
Wanna go for a long ride after I make you breakfast?
Would you like to come to my place and see the shower I urinate in.
You think my thighs are big…you should see my…!
You smell as fresh as a brand new can of bag balm.
Wanna go spin for a couple hours?
Would you date a cyclist or should I just start stalking you?
Can I photograph you for the Babes on Bikes thread.
How’d ya like to swap saddle sore pics?
Wanna see the cyclingnews post that got me banned?
Sounds like your bottom bracket could use some lube.
Wow, your bottom bracket is huge!
Is it me or is your bottom bracket super tight?
Looks like your bottom bracket could be torqued a bit.
Wanna make your bottom bracket feel like its spinning on butter?
I can get that squeak/noises out of your bottom bracket any day.
Anyone ever ream your bottom bracket?
I’m really into big bottom brackets.
Look I can make your bottom bracket spin like buttagh!
I know they say ride it don’t hump it, but for you I’ll make an exception.
Hey do you know where to find a good bicycle mechanic? Yours look pretty curvy.
Do you think the jersey’s a tad too tight on the arm area? *coughs*
My dad once told me I’ll find someone who loves doing what I do.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Gee… I didn’t know the traffic police issues summons to cyclists. I got one when I was speeding towards you.
Do you have a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I was just looking at your A$$ saddle while you were cycling just now…. I might be able to help ease that pain.
I’m sure I’ve gained more energy than I lost today. Do you need a booster?