There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that’s not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don’t want the Thetans to eat your soul do you
Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!
I’m your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home.
Are you a parking ticket ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Are there any more like you at home
Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
Do you like karaoke We could make some beautiful music together.
I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
Do you have a map Cuz honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
Will you be my neighbor
Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
You Do you have any Hungarian in you Girl No. You Would you like some
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something She What Me!
Am I dead, Angel Cause this must be heaven!
I’ve heard S#x is a killer. Wanna die happy
I’ve been told I have the cool S#xual prowess of a Romulan.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
I’d like to give you CPR!
I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Do you like to bake (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Can I borrow a quarter [What for] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the manwoman of my dreams. OR I want to call your mother and thank her.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’
Are you busy tonight at 300 A.M.
Are you lost ma’am Because heaven is a long way from here.
That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I’d be coming too.
Did it hurt She Did what hurt When you fell out of heaven
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it
Tonight’s the night, right
People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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