Best Astronomy Pick Up Lines To Impress an Astronaut!
by Annie Rosy
Are Those Asteroids.
Nice asteroids.
Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?
Best Astronomy Pick Up Lines To Impress an Astronaut!
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I think you might be a star because i can’t stop orbiting around you.
Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?
You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong magnetism between us.
Baby, you’re like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
How about you and I form a binary system?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Your beauty is as rare as a Venus eclipse.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Are you into astronomy? Because your A$$ is out of this world.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding?
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I think you might be a star, because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that’s constantly expanding ?
Wanna observe the Big Dipper? Hehe.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Care to experience some thrust?
Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You are hot like a perfect star baby, mind if i enter your Goldilocks Zone ?
What do you say we observe each other through naked eyes?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Hey, how’d you like to recreate the Big Bang?
You make me hotter than NML Cygni.
Wanna see how a Pulsar feels like?
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Care to experience some thrust?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus.
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Your smile is like a black hole, nothing can escape it’s pull.
Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I’m glad i didn’t miss it, can i buy you a drink?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS heavenly body?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Your name must be Amdromeda, because we are destined to collide.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Wanna initiate a docking maneuver?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
You can use my telescope anytime. Hehe.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around that A$$.
Hey baby, you caught my Curiosity, mind if i explore you a little?
Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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