[Top 30 ] Accountant,Tax,Clerk Related Pick Up Lines!

[Top 30 ] Accountant,Tax,Clerk Related Pick Up Lines! 1

Nice A$$ets.
If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.
You make my pants file for an extension.
If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really S#xy.’
You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.
I’ve been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.
I think we should swap some liquid A$$ets.
Let’s fill out a 1040 – you’re a 10, and I’m 40.
If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.
Please baby, let me withhold you.
Baby, I could tax that A$$ all night long!
You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.
It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.
How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s A$$ets.
What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.
Technically, having S#x with me is a charitable gift.
Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.
How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s A$$ets.
Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!
It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.
You know, my return this year was huge…like, huuuuge.
You’re enS#xled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income – now let’s do it.
What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.
I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.
Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.
You know, you can increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits.
So do you file electronically around here often?
Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit
You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.
You’re the kind of girl I could take home to mother, which is good, since I still live with her.
After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?
Slowly slide your number across the bar to the accountant and say “How do these numbers look to you?