[Top 40] Bacon Puns That Will Make You Squeal With Laughter
by Annie Rosy
What is a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany!
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
What do pigs get when they’re ill? Oinkment!
Why did the pig cross the road? He got BOARed.
Who is the smartest pig in the world? Ein- swine
What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
[Top 40] Bacon Puns That Will Make You Squeal With Laughter
What do you call a pig that does karate? Porkchop!
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
What do Bad Piggies like to do? Squeal the spotlight.
Why can’t men get mad cow disease? Because men are pigs
Where can a pig see the statue of Liberty? New pork city.
What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A road hog.
What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? A boar.
How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!
How do you take a sick pig to the hospital? In an hambulance!
What did the pig say when he was sick? “Call the hambulance!”
How do you make a pig squeal? Kick your step mum in the FACE!
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? a porky-pine
What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.
Why was the pig ejected from the football game? For playing dirty.
How do you stop a warthog from charging? Take away his credit card!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur and a pig? JurA$$ic pork!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A porkasaurus rex!
What do you call a black pig standing in the hot sun all day? Smoked Sausage
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
Yesterday a pig invited me to see his new home. Actually it was quite stylish.
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn’t get it off the ground.
What do you call a pig that won the lottery? Filthy rich! What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Did you hear about the pig’s vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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