[Top 30] Atheist Non-Believer Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

I know you’re an atheist, but I can make you scream God.
Hey baby. THERE IS NO GOD.
Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
[Top 30] Atheist Non-Believer Pick Up Lines 1
[Top 30] Atheist Non-Believer Pick Up Lines 1
I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
Naturally, I’d select you over anyone else.
Let me show you there is a God.
Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don’t worry I can provide tons of proof.
I know I’m an atheist but, GOD DAMN you’re gorgeous!
Are you a creationist? Because you are so beautiful you must have been created by god and evolve to perfection overtime.
Are you a diety? Because you look unreal.
Are you a pastafarian? Because you have just been touched with noodly appendage.
Are you a secular humanist? Because I want to engage in a rational conversation.
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Are you religious? Wanna drink with me and sleep in together Sunday morning.
Can I covet your A$$?
Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to
sleep with me….
Did it hurt when you turned to logic and reasoning?
Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
Do you like Revelations? I’m not wearing any underwear.
Don’t worry. Nobody’s watching.
Evolution perfected itself when it made you.
Excuse me, but you are one S#xy combination of atoms!
Hey baby, there is no need for condoms. I don’t believe in STDs.
Hey girl, do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Because I want to celebrate triumph your fine A$$.
Hey girl, let’s combine our starstuff.
Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
Hey you want to go watch Religulous and bang?
I believe we are a perfect match, but will you come home with me so I can test my hypothesis.
I don’t believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.
I know you’re an atheist, but I can make you scream God.
I may not be Jesus, but you can still nail me.
I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
I naturally select you.
I’m an atheist… until I 0rg@sm.
In what kingdom shall we come?
Is that a copy of Origin of Speciesin your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
Let me show you there is a God.
Naturally, I’d select you over anyone else.
Nice genes. Want to go half on the baby?
Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don’t worry. I can provide tons of proof.
Thankfully, there is no heaven or hell, because I have some deadly sins in mind.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan for us. I feel in my heart, he’s telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.
There is no god, so no going to hell if we Fu©k.
Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won’t be able to walk after I’ve finished with you.
This atheist would love to be in YOUR foxhole…
Wanna come back to my place and try to evolve the species?
Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
Wanna prove our non-existance?
Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
Well I was planning on knock you over and carry you home. But that’s so prehistoric. So maybe you want to just get a drink?
When I’m not there when you wake up, that’s just me playing god.
Would you like to feel my noodly appendages?
You are like my soulmate, if I had a soul.
You are so sweet must be the deoxyribose in your DNA.
You can’t spell EVOLVE without LOVE.
You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It’s quite an honor.
You might not be a nun, but you will be missionary tonight.
You must have fallen from heaven, because it doesn’t exist.
You used to pray on your knee all day? Let’s try something new.
Hi. I’m an anti-theist and, just like the stories in the bible, I’d like to explore the holes in you.
I know, I’m terrible and I’m going to hell.Or would be, if it existed.
God must be missing an angel, BECAUSE GOD’S NOT REAL AND ANGELS DON’T EXIST.
Even though I don’t worship, you are the One for me.
How’d you like to meet my trinity?
How many angels can fit on the head of a peπ!s?
You know, I never look to any higher power or mystical force for anything in life. All the beauty that I have is in the moment, so I live for all the
time that I have left, and right now I think it would be an absolute waste not to be spending every moment I can with you.
Even if hell existed, I’d risk eternity there just to be with you.
I’m an atheist, maybe you can convert me?
At one time, we were both part of the same star.Wanna Fu©k?
Did it hurt… when you fell from the lower exosphere?
Hey there. Have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?”
According to the second law of theromodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me!
Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
Are you a goddess? Because you look unbelievable.
Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second. Mind if I join in?
Bring your imaginary friend.
Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.
Come back to my pad and I’ll have you screaming Dawkins!
Come on baby girl don’t let your imaginary friends ruin your S#x life…
Did it hurt when you fell from a really high distance.
Did it hurt, when you turned to logic and reasoning?
Do you like to role play? I’ll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.
[Top 30] Atheist Non-Believer Pick Up Lines 1

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