Heaven’s missing an Angel.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Speak of the devil….or should I say “Angel”?
Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be heaven!
You’ve go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
Angels fall from the sky, I rise from the bottom
Nice wings! Can i buy you another vodka Red Bull?
Did you fell from heaven because have S#x with me?
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
You’re a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
Hello angel, would you like to ride a rainbow with me?
I hope Angels know CPR because you take my breath away.
You’ve got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings!
Is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven?
Am I dead, Angel-face? Because those wings are heavenly!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Was it red bull that gave you wings or are you just an angel?
Don’t mind me, I’m an astronomer checking out heavenly bodies.
Baby, somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel!
Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.
Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Because you shine like an angel.
[Check back of her shirt] Where’s the tag that says “made in heaven”?
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
I think I can die happy now, because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Are you dead or alive? Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Hey can you take off your clothes for me? I want to see how an angel hides its wings.
How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.
Do you believe in modern revelation? Because I believe I’m standing in front of an angel.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a S#xy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me?
Guy: Can I borrow your cell phone?
Girl: Sure why?
Guy: I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!