When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.
Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!
Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
Navy carrier pilots to Air Force pilots: Flaring is like squatting to pee.
Progress in airline flying; now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.
What do you call when you’re sick of being in the airport? Terminal illness.
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? a flying sorcerer.
Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
I’ve heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.
When asked by a pA$$enger how high he would get, the pilot replied,’I don’t do drugs.
During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He pA$$ed with flying colors.
Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.
Airspeed, alS#xude, and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.
Wanna know how to make a small fortune running a charter airline? Start out with a large one.
What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and God? God doesn’t think He’s a fighter pilot.
If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s probably a helicopter — and therefore, unsafe.
Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.
What’s the difference between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? A pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
Whats the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: “Why is it doing that?”, “Where are we?” and “Oh Shit”
What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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