Top 40 Clexa Pick Up Lines

by Maria Line

You wear your heat on the sleeve?
No,But you wear your heart in your eyes.
Sneaky lexa is Sneaky!
“Clarke, Smile if you want me.”
don’t smile!don’t smile its a trap!
Shit! i am totally smiling!
oh well rules
I’ve got skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?.
Hey clarke, whats the difference between my face and my couch?
one’s more fun to sit on.
Hey did it hurt?when i fell from heaven.
no when you broke from the earth’s crust ascending from hell.
Hey clarke, people say i am strong.
why?
cause i can pick you up.
Top 40 Clexa Pick Up Lines
Top 40 Clexa Pick Up Lines
Hey lexa,How are you?
I’m Gay. I am great.
Hey Clarke is your name ‘lucky chrams’?
lexa you just said my name.
cause you’re magically amazing.
its delicious
what is?
the pick up lines..
f..k
hey clarke i have been thinking, we should eat some of those hallucinogenic nuts from season one
chill out ya kno.together.
Lexa??? yeah ok why tho
because i am nuts about you.
stop being rude & start being nude.
clarke is your name wifi?
you just said my name.
is your daddy a leprechaun? cause irish you were naked.
my dad is dead…shuu
do you know why clarke choose me?
because i am a candlegirl.
seriously lexa no more pick up lines
k fine
you’re so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up lines anyways.
clothes will be 100% off
how are you feeeling?
i am fine
i said how are you feeling,i didn’t ask how you looked.
ohhh
roses are read..violes are blue.
i suck at poetry show me your b@@bs.
perfect
lexa are you a software update?
because not right now.
ohhh
lexa stares at clarke b@@b
Lexa, my eyes are not there.
But your b@@bs are.
clarke from sky people, i heared you are good at algebra.
Hey mom can i stay at alexa’s tonight
Mom: will there be boys?
Lexa:over my dead body
are you my vessel
cause i would love to get inside you.
clarke, are you looking for a tree topper?
cause i have been told i am star at top.
hey clarke, nice pants
can i test the zipper
clarke, i can’t do this anymore,titus help me
Clarke comes back to Polis from her visit to Arcadia
Lexa,Are your legs tired?
Clarke,I was just riding a horse, so n-Lexa
Because you’ve been running through my mind all week!
Now f$$k me Clarke,
i mean fight me, damnnn auto correct
this is verbal conversation.
go on ask me out
fine, get out.
when lexa has been dead for 131 years,
now yet she is still running the show
Clexa Pick Up Lines
Clexa Pick Up Lines

Tags: clark and lexa pick up lines, clarke griffin, clarke griffin pick up lines, clarke x lexa, clexa crack, clexa cracks, clexa humor, clexa pick up lines, clexa pick-up lines, clexa pickup lines, clexa the 100, commander lexa, commander pick up lines, lexa pick up lines, Lexa The 100, lexa x clarke, lincoln the 100, marie avgeropoulos, raven reyes, the 100 crack, the 100 humor, the 100 pick up lines,

Thoughts on "Top 40 Clexa Pick Up Lines"