Giraffe Puns, Jokes and Pick Up lines!

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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
A Turtle-Neck.
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-foot toothbrush.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I’d like to get to gnaw you.
Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
A: Stumpy.
Q: Whats green and hangs from trees?
A: Giraffe snot.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man?
A: Long-arm of the Law!
Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.
Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks
Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
A: When there are two of them!
Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because their feet smell!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-foot toothbrush tweet
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A: A longshot.
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Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
A: a GIRRAFT.
Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has?
A: Baby giraffes!
Q: Why was the giraffe late?
A: Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
A giraffe walked in to a bar and the barman said,
Whats with the long face.
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Why don’t giraffes do drugs?

Because they’re naturally high!
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Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
He was a pain in the neck!
Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground? Because the monkeys use them for slides.
Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food?

A: Because they can’t catch it!