Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam.
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? A Turtle-Neck.
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog? A: A twelve-foot toothbrush.
Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time? A: I’d like to get to gnaw you.
Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe? A: Stumpy.
Q: Whats green and hangs from trees? A: Giraffe snot.
Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man? A: Long-arm of the Law!
Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food? A: Because they can’t catch it!
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.
Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks
Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs? A: When there are two of them!
Q: Why do giraffes have long necks? A: Because their feet smell!
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog? A: A twelve-foot toothbrush tweet
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race? A: A longshot.
Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat? A: a GIRRAFT.
Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has? A: Baby giraffes!
Q: Why was the giraffe late? A: Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
A giraffe walked in to a bar and the barman said, Whats with the long face.
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Because they’re naturally high!
Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party? He was a pain in the neck!
Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground? Because the monkeys use them for slides.
Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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