PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
“You’re my missing ingredient.”
“You’re spicier than Sriracha.”
“I can last longer than cast iron.”
If they go off, they could spell disaster.
“Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.”
“I know we just met, but will you marinade me?”
“Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.”
“Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.”
“Staring at you is better than looking at food P0®n.”
“You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doin’ my body good.”
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?
“I’m a locavore… I got all I need right in front of me.”
Al-Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.
“Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?”
“Your name must be Jelly… ‘cuz jam don’t shake like that.”
“Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.”
“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.”
“Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.”
“They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King).”
“You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.”
“How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?”
“Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet ‘cuz you got a fine grind goin’ on.”
“Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.”
My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.