[Top 100] Maths Pick Up Lines To Impress a Math Geek!

by Annie Rosy

Hey…nice asymptote.

You advect my moisture.

Do I make you saturated?

Are you a weeping angel?

[Top 100] Maths Pick Up Lines To Impress a Math Geek!

Hey baby, what’s your sine?

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Feel the rush of my monsoon!

Want to see my lightning rod?

Can I explore your mean value?

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Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

You can stand under my umbrella.

I’m issuing a severe lovin’ watch!

I’d like to get on your waterspout.

Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?

I bet I can increase your dew point!

Do you want to make out in the rain?

I’ve been secant you for a long time.

Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.

I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.

Do you want to collect my precipitation?

My love for you is like pi… never ending.

She acts like summer and walks like rain.

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Let’s get you out of those bloody clothes.

I will make you wet, one way or the other.

Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.

I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

Have you ever experienced a mA$$ive storm surge?

I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.

I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!

I’d bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

My umbrella will keep you dry but I’ll keep you wet.

My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded

My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.

My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world clA$$ spill protection.

If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

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Trust me, hang with me and I’ll name a hurricane after you.

If you want to taste the rainbow, let’s go back to my place.

I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.

You are the solution to my H0m0geneous system of linear equations.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you

There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-subsS#xution?

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.

You can call me rain, because I’m going to be getting you wet tonight.

The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?

Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to S#xy.

You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

If i were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.

Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head” any time you want.

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you’re good at blowing.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.

If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!

Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

I’m good at math… let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just acC^mulated in my pants.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can’t guarantee things won’t still get wet.

I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.

Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.

I hope you are the rain and I’m the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags, because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your baSêmênt.

Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to A$$ume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

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About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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