Got eight seconds?
Wanna see my scars?
Howdy, need a ride?
Hey girl, watch this.
Nice boots, wanna Fu©k?
I won this belt buckle.
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
Got any Texan in you? Want some?
Want to ride on my Monster truck?
And especially for the m/m lovers:
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.
You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
Country girls do it with their boots on!
Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.
You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
I was just helping that sheep over a fence…
Them calves of yours could use some ropin’.
Apart from S#xy, what do you do for a living?
I can give you the wildest rodeo ride… in bed.
You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.
I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?
Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?
You lost, ma’am? Heaven’s a ways away from here.
Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast
Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
You and your friend interested in some team roping?
Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’
Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.
I’m a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?
You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
Honey, that’s a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
Oh, baby, that’s not a pistol. I’m damn happy to see you.
Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.
Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
Don’t flatter yourself cowboy – I was staring at your truck.
Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.
I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.
No need to be alarmed ma’am. That’s not a pistol in my pocket.
Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.
You know how they say everything’s bigger in Texas? Want proof?
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.
How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Country girl gets work done and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty.
You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.
That’s right, Girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.
Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?
I hope you’ve good balance, because you’ll be riding bareback all night.
Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.
Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?
I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you’re damn good at raising c0©k.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
The difference between me and Django….This D ain’t silent. (Django Unchained)
No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is S#xy. Can I ride maybe?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)
Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.
Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I’d rather ride in your truck and have S#x.
I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’
How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!