You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
The difference between me and Django….This D ain’t silent. (Django Unchained)
No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is S#xy. Can I ride maybe?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)
Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.
Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I’d rather ride in your truck and have S#x.
I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’
How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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