[Top 40+] Poop Jokes, Puns and Memes Never Heard Before!
by Annie Rosy
Poop is a crap palindrome.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
What do you call a magical poop? Poodini.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.
What’s brown and firm? The Brown Family Law Firm.
[Top 40+] Poop Jokes, Puns and Memes Never Heard Before!
What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.
When bears poop in the woods is the smell un-bear-able?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?” “Pooping.”
What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? Poop-erman.
What did one fly say to the other? Is this stool taken?
I was going to tell you a poop joke but it’s really crappy.
What’s big and brown and behind the wall? Humpty’s Dump.
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea…
Do you want to hear a poop joke? Never mind it’s too corny.
What do you get when you poop in your overalls? Dung-arees.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad Shooter.
People who tell you that they’re constipated are full of crap.
Do you want to hear a poop joke? Never mind it’s too corny.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes. But they’re a solid #2.
If pooping is a call of nature. Then is farting a missed call?
How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry? With a doo-key.
Have you seen that new movie Constipated? It’s not come out yet.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
Have you seen that new movie Constipated? It hasn’t come out yet.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.
Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.
When does Denzel Washington have to hang out with the Rugrats? Potty Training Day.
Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement.
What’s the true definition of bravery? Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Children are like farts. Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous.
Why don’t girls poop? They can’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build pressure! TC mark
I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Parent’s Law: The more distance you are from a toilet, the more urgently your child will need to poop.
People say love is the best feeling ever. But I think finding a toilet when you’re having diarrhea is better.
Did you know that when you say the word “poop”, your mouth does the same motion as your bum hole? The same is true for the phrase, “explosive diarrhea”.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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