[Top 20] Will Ferrell Pick Up Lines that are Evergreen!

[Top 20] Will Ferrell Pick Up Lines that are Evergreen! 1

Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): … no …
Will Ferrell Saturday Night Live Jokes
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): … moo …
Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): … the sound a doggie makes …
Chris Kattan (Office Worker): … is there a problem with it?
I’m actually pretty athletic. I have to work out just to look fat.
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): … well that was the sound your mother made last night …
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … really, that’s not what D!¢K Cheney told me when he sat me down the first day …
people are always asking, Tiger, how do you do it, and my answer is shut up … I ask the questions around here, I’m Tiger Woods …
James Caan told me at the end of filming ‘Elf’ that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny – and I never was.
I always forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt.
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … it seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts … and scientific data …
Tina Fey (Sarah Palin): … Mr President, I don’t want to go all Katie Couric on you, but, I think its actually the other way around, I think the Vice President reports to the President …
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … I come to you tonight amist a very important election between 2 very qualified candidates, the hot lady [Sarah Palin] and the Tiger Woods guy [Barack Obama] …
Will Ferrell (Mr. Tarkanian): … you do not hand in crap like this … this looks like you took a crap or a dump in the printer, you are sC^m, I should fire you and burn down your house, I am this close to raping you …
Will Ferrell (George Bush) … I’ve chosen to schedule this impromptu address at night, because quite frankly, every time I speak during the day the stock market goes in the crapper … so sorry Asian markets, you take the hit on this one …