[Top 20] Will Ferrell Pick Up Lines that are Evergreen!

by Annie Rosy

Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): … no …
Will Ferrell Saturday Night Live Jokes
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): … moo …
Will Ferrell (Alex Trebek): … the sound a doggie makes …
Chris Kattan (Office Worker): … is there a problem with it?
I’m actually pretty athletic. I have to work out just to look fat.
Darrell Hammond (Sean Connery): … well that was the sound your mother made last night …
[Top 20] Will Ferrell Pick Up Lines that are Evergreen!
[Top 20] Will Ferrell Pick Up Lines that are Evergreen!
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … really, that’s not what D!¢K Cheney told me when he sat me down the first day …
people are always asking, Tiger, how do you do it, and my answer is shut up … I ask the questions around here, I’m Tiger Woods …
James Caan told me at the end of filming ‘Elf’ that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny – and I never was.
I always forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt.
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … it seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts … and scientific data …
Tina Fey (Sarah Palin): … Mr President, I don’t want to go all Katie Couric on you, but, I think its actually the other way around, I think the Vice President reports to the President …
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … I come to you tonight amist a very important election between 2 very qualified candidates, the hot lady [Sarah Palin] and the Tiger Woods guy [Barack Obama] …
Will Ferrell (Mr. Tarkanian): … you do not hand in crap like this … this looks like you took a crap or a dump in the printer, you are sC^m, I should fire you and burn down your house, I am this close to raping you …
Will Ferrell (George Bush) … I’ve chosen to schedule this impromptu address at night, because quite frankly, every time I speak during the day the stock market goes in the crapper … so sorry Asian markets, you take the hit on this one …

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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