What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What do you call sushi with a tie?
Why is masago orange?
Because water makes it rusty.
Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.
Why did the vegan start eating sushi?
Just for the halibut!
What do ghosts put in their Philadelphia rolls?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with?
Why did the duck say bang?
Because he wanted a firequacker roll.
What do you call a sushi roll that sings pop music?
Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi.
What kind of sushi does Emilia Clarke order?
Mother of Dragons roll.
What did the itamae (chef) say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
What do they put nutella on a salmon roll?
When you order salmonella.
What did the blind man say when he pA$$ed the sushi restaurant?
Good morning ladies.
Two girls: “A tray of sushi, please.”Waiter: “To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?
Me: When you look at your sushi rolls what do you see?
Friend: I just seafood (see food)
Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?
Because they were serving Mon Calamari.
Did you hear about the new sushi bar pick up lines that caters exclusively to lawyers?
It’s called “Sosumi”.
Why did the little girl want skittles in her sushi
Because she wanted to taste the Rainbow Roll.
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