[Top 150] Pie Pick Up Lines For Foodies!

by Annie Rosy

Can I double stuff your Oreo?
“Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?”
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?
Your a smart cookie can I eat you?
Do you want fries with that shake!
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans
Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.
[Top 150] Pie Pick Up Lines For Foodies!
[Top 150] Pie Pick Up Lines For Foodies!
They call me Dr. Grape…The G is silent
Are you a frito cause your really corny
Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Are you a burger cuz i’d slap those buns.
Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?
Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!
Are you a raisin? cus your a raisin my D!¢K.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Are you a banana? ‘Cause you’re so apPEELing
If you were a potato I would totally mash you
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
I’ll have the chicken breast hold the chicken.
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?
Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
Are you a pancake? Because your flipping S#xy.
Do you have any raisins? (no…) How about a date?
I bet your Sugar, and spice and everything nice.
Do you drink tea often because I need a tea bag.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
I’m not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!
If S#xy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed
Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D
Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cuteC^mber
Are you an Ice Cream? Because I’m gonna taste you.
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat A$$ is juicy.
If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.
I’m a stud muffin baby, why don’t you take a bite?
Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!
Do you like seafood? Wanna taste of these muscles?
I’m German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
Do like meat and A$$? Can i stick my meat in ur A$$
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
Do you live in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you!
Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
Do you like hamburgers? cuz i’ll go in-n-out of you!
I’ll treat you like my milk, girl, I will spoil you.
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
Baby Drop That Chicken Dinner And Get With A Winner..
Do you like meat? Cause you’ll be eating some tonight.
Honey, are you a coffee? ‘Cause you wake up my senses.
“Girl your a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours”
Are you a donut because I’d just love to eat your hole.
I like my women like I like my doughnuts… HOT and HOLY!
Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.
Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?
I must be allergic to nuts, but there’s no way you are.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste u “Now And Later”
You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!
Are you the Hostess? Cause I want you to suck my Twinkie.
(Guy) My name is Hostess…Because I have the cream filling
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill
I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you
My gender is pizza, because everybody wants a slice of me.
I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.
Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I’m gonna glaze your donut.
I’m going to make you breakfast…Omellete you suck this D!¢K.
I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end.
You want mexican food tonite? ’cause I want to eat your taco
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Take me to Papa John’s, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn
I know I’m not on your grocery list but I’m checking you out.
Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs.
Do you like Alphabet soup…Cause you gonna be choking on the D
I’d take you to the bakery but theres nothing sweeter than you
Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?
Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?
Are you a In-n-Out burger joint ? Because I’ll eat you In-n-Out
Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this D!¢K
I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
You eat Ramen Noodles, well I’ll be Ramen my noodle in you later
Do you like BBQs, cause I’m gunna slap my meat across your grill
Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!
Do you like Jalapenos?…Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A$$!
Hey baby lets play a fruity game… I pop your cherry with my banana
Do you like Smores?, well how about s’more of this D!¢K up you a**
Hey I don’t work at Subway, but I bet you can handle my foot long.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutz
Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I’d put my weiner between those buns
It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I’m like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great
Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk!
Do you want to make a burger? I’ll bring the beef, you bring the buns.
Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I’ll gladly give you a pizz a this D!¢K
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because “I’m Lovin’ It”
Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life
I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this D!¢K and DIM SUM more.
Baby Your The Meat And In The Meat Tenderiser, Your About To Get Pounded.
Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons?
Come on baby, S#x is like pizza: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this D!¢K in yo face
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Can you pA$$ the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants
Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I’ll be pudding this D!¢K in yo mouth
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
I heard you like A$$orted Nuts, well sit back as I sort these nuts in yo mouth
You can call me Taco Truck, cause I’m big and always looking for a parking spot.
I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers
Do you like Wendy’s.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face
They say apples don’t fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom’s hot too
Girl……you are like a tall glA$$ of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy’s because you make me want to eat great even late!
Do you like Wendys? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
I have something for you that is big, hard, and has C^m in it. (pull out a cuC^mber)
You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a bl0w j0b? No! D’ya wanna do lunch?
Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some S#x? [Slap] HEY! What’s wrong, you don’t like pizza?
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
“I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a bl0w j0b? No! Well in that case, D’ya wanna do lunch?
(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.
If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn’t be able to resist snacking between meals.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We’ll be grate.
So do you like stawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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