[Top 40+] Chef,Cook Pick Up Lines for Foodies!

by Annie Rosy

Are you Gordon Ramsay cause I can make you scream.
Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?
Baby you’re the crème to my brûlée.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet cuz you have a fine grind goin on.
Baby, you’re as hot as capcacin.
Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.
Can I take your internal temperature?
[Top 40+] Chef,Cook Pick Up Lines for Foodies!
[Top 40+] Chef,Cook Pick Up Lines for Foodies!
Damn baby what’s a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.
Damn girl I just wanna baste your tenderloins with my hot butter.
Dinner tastes better at my place
Girl you finer than my pepper!
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
Girl, you’re so fine I could sift flour with you.
Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?
Hey, wanna pull my pork?
“wanna see my meat walk-in?”
“How you doin? wanna get a whopper?”
“Do you looove my faux hawk? I will keel you..with love!”
“You all Like beef – ay! I’m talkin to the both of yuz!”-New Texas chef
“I got a FEVAH.. and the only pahSCRIPRTion… is you…makin me eggs in… the morning”.-Christopher Walken as a chef:
How about we skip the hors d’oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the S#xual implications.
“I would like to have the S#xual with you – meet my sister, she is one with camera”-Borat Chef:
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
“I can eat anything that you can put out”Mine…I’m not ready to let go of mine just yet.-Chef Bourdain:
I don’t want to sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I know we’ve just met, but will you marinade me?
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
I make a great breakfast.
I wanna put it in your mouth.
I’d like to cA$$erole you. Yeah baby, that’s done slowly for about four hours.
I’ll put the special in your sauce.
“Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.”
“Dinner tastes better at my place.”
“Need your knife sharpened, baby?”
“Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.”
“How about we quit this crazy service and pA$$ out at my place?”
“Want to learn how to truss with me?”
“Wanna see my meat walk-in?”
“Do you know how to dance the Meringue?”
“I’m like a slow braised protein. A tender, succulent animal.”
“Can I call you up again after midnight?”
“Mmmmmm, you smell like brown butter. Delicious.”
“Wanna get together on my next day off, next month?”
“Meet your parents? Sure, show them the kitchen after dinner. I’ll be there every night this week.”
“You’re the best thing I’ve seen all year.”
“Damn! You dance like a headless chicken! I can’t wait to pick your feathers!”
“Oooooh the insides of your arms are so smooth.”
“You make me smokin’ hot, like 220 all day.”
“Maybe we could see that movie you were talking about next year?”
“I’ll bring my knives, saute pans, stock pots, wet stone, side towels, roasting pans, balloon whisk, tasting spoon, ceramic honing steel, Maldon and grey salt,
chinois, tamis and first press olive oil. You? Just watch. And clean up your house tomorrow.”
“Let’s trade: Your voracious for my rapacious.”
“You make my highly sensitive palate water.”
“How ’bout I cook dinner, and eat you for dessert?”
“Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock.” tweet
“I know we’ve just met, but will you marinade me?” tweet
“C^min here often?” tweet
“How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?” tweet
“Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?” tweet
“Hey, weren’t you in my ‘Introduction to Melons’ clA$$?” tweet
“We’ve now simmered for the recommended 25 minutes – time to come to a full boil!” tweet
“You’re twice as sweet as a creme brulee – and less drippy.” tweet
“Get the buttah.” … and the Number 1 Pickup Line used by Chefs: tweet
“Uh, yeah … I invented Spaghetti-O’s” ? tweet
Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. tweet
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. tweet
You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. tweet
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? tweet
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner! tweet
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious tweet
I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey. tweet
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready. tweet
You must work at subway…cause you`re givin` me a foot long. tweet
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day. tweet
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly. tweet
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand. tweet
Now what’s on the menu? Me-n-u tweet
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust. tweet
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls. tweet
Do you live in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you! tweet
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts. tweet
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We’ll be grate. tweet
I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you tweet
How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce? tweet
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. tweet
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC! tweet
Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cuteC^mber tweet
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill tweet
Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand. tweet
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. tweet
I’m going to make you breakfast…Omellete you suck this D!¢K. tweet
“Girl your a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours” tweet
It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you. tweet
Take me to Papa John’s, because this is love at 425 degrees. tweet
Are you a raisin? cus your a raisin my D!¢K. tweet
“I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.” tweet
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. tweet
I know I’m not on your grocery list but I’m checking you out. tweet
Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie tweet
Are you an Ice Cream? Because I’m gonna taste you. tweet
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? tweet
Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce. tweet
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life tweet
Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick. tweet
Can I double stuff your Oreo? tweet
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes? tweet
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night. tweet
Are you McDonalds? ‘Cause you’re going straight to my thighs. tweet
Do you drink tea often because I need a tea bag. tweet
Do you like seafood? Wanna taste of these muscles? tweet
Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. tweet
I must be allergic to nuts, but there’s no way you are. tweet
I bet your Sugar, and spice and everything nice. tweet
I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end. tweet
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? tweet
Do you like Jalapenos?…Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y. tweet
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. tweet
If you were a potato I would totally mash you tweet
I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. tweet
Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat A$$ is juicy. tweet
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans tweet
I like my women like I like my doughnuts… HOT and HOLY! tweet
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet A$$! tweet
Do you like Alphabet soup…Cause you gonna be choking on the D tweet
Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause’ you are growing my stalk! tweet
Do you like Wendy’s.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face tweet
Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutz tweet
If you were my sauce pan, I’d never deglaze you.
Is it hot in here, or is it just the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? … or is it you?
Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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