Best Waitress Bartender Pick Up Lines To Use In A Bar!
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
My idiot friend thinks you're cute. I told him he was wrong-you're gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?
I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
So when's your next night off?
What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
Hey, I've never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?
How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?
I have a big tip for you but you will have to recieve it in private.
I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn't work. My name's _______.
I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I'm an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)
I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing…can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?
So when's your next night off?
That accent - ________? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn ___________. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?
This restaurant? Luckiest busboys in the world.
What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?
You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?
You so should be working at Hooters!!!
I just kept ordering coffee so you'd talk to me. Now I just have to pee. :/
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
My idiot friend thinks you're cute. I told him he was wrong-you're gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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