Picking up a chick might be tricky thing to ask for. Some People are conservative and may prefer with indirect cheesy,sweet,or even funny one liners. But some are straight forward and they prefer no bull $h!t policy and are good with sarcasm so prefer direct dirty pick up or chat up lines.
Using Raunchy pickup lines as a conversation opener is funny yet flirty way. So better start of with Smooth and Polite one liners.
However, some pick up lines though a bit dirty might actually workout and help you get laid :). while others may seem vulgar and inappropriate to your partner and you never know where that slap came from.
Psychologically , it all depends how your partner takes it.
Take a look at these evergreen sweet pick up lines that will make her blush.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because I think I scraped my knee when i fell for you…
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Hey baby, do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”
Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.”
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
Here I will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and I’ll call you.
There are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
What time do you have to be back in heaven? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you
My life is so sad and lonely (why) because you’re not in it
How does it feel? she asks what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
I’ll put a teardrop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no…) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you’d see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glA$$.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I know I don’t have a library card but can I check you out?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.