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Top 50 Bedtime Pick-Up Lines That Work

by Annie Rosy

Fancy a f#ck?

Let’s just f#ck.

Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?

Wanna f#ck like bunnies?

Nice f#cking weather. Want to?

Excuse me, have I f#cked you yet?

If you talk to me, I’ll f#ck you.

[Top 50] Bed Time Pick Up Lines That Works

Let’s go f#ck in a brand new limo.

My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.

Are those f#ck me eyes, or f#ck you eyes?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

If I take off my clothes, will you f#ck me?

I would f#ck you so hard, you’d learn from it.

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

f#ck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Laura?

I’m not skinny, I’m ribbed for your her pleasure

Hi, wanna f#ck? (No) Mind lying down while I do?

Life is like a D!¢K. When it gets hard, “f#ck it”.

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

f#ck me, I’m beautiful enough to be with you all night.

I love you, I want to marry you. Now f#ck my brains out.

I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna f#ck you.

Are you constipated? Because I wanna f#ck the $h!t out of you.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to f#ck you, would you let me?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

Life is short. Let’s f#ck and see if there is anything after that.

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a f#ck…

Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f#ck you for glory.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f#ck.

Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the f#ck outta me!

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f#ck you on the floor.

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f#ck? (No) What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f#ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.

If I told you I had a 2 inch D!¢K would you f#ck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.

Hey baby, I’ll f#ck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f#ck.

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the f#ck outta me!

Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Do you like apples? (Yes/No) How about I take you home and f#ck the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna f#ck?

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.