Life is like a D!¢K. When it gets hard, “f#ck it”.
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
f#ck me, I’m beautiful enough to be with you all night.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now f#ck my brains out.
I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna f#ck you.
Are you constipated? Because I wanna f#ck the $h!t out of you.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to f#ck you, would you let me?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Life is short. Let’s f#ck and see if there is anything after that.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a f#ck…
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f#ck you for glory.
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f#ck.
Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the f#ck outta me!
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f#ck you on the floor.
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f#ck? (No) What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f#ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
If I told you I had a 2 inch D!¢K would you f#ck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey baby, I’ll f#ck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f#ck.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the f#ck outta me!
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do you like apples? (Yes/No) How about I take you home and f#ck the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna f#ck?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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