Life is like a D!¢K. When it gets hard, “f#ck it”.
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
f#ck me, I’m beautiful enough to be with you all night.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now f#ck my brains out.
I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna f#ck you.
Are you constipated? Because I wanna f#ck the $h!t out of you.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to f#ck you, would you let me?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Life is short. Let’s f#ck and see if there is anything after that.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a f#ck…
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f#ck you for glory.
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f#ck.
Hey! Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the f#ck outta me!
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f#ck you on the floor.
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f#ck? (No) What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f#ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
If I told you I had a 2 inch D!¢K would you f#ck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
Hey baby, I’ll f#ck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f#ck.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the f#ck outta me!
Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do you like apples? (Yes/No) How about I take you home and f#ck the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna f#ck?