by Annie Rosy
Microbiology is the study of microbes, which are tiny, living organisms too small to see with the naked eye. Microbes can be found everywhere, in soil, water, air, and on and inside all forms of life.
It's not easy to find someone who loves microbiology as much as you do. But when you do find that special someone, you want to make sure that you charm them with the best pick up lines possible. Here are a few of our favorite microbiology-themed pickup lines to help get you started.
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Looking for a way to break the ice with that cutie in your microbiology class? Well, look no further! We've got some cheesy microbiology pick up lines that are sure to make them laugh (and maybe even blush). So c'mon, give them a try!
-You're the kind of gal who makes my cells divide!
-I'm not a biologist, but I can tell you're my type!
-You and me? We'd make some beautiful spores together.
-I must be under the influence of something, because I can't take my eyes off you!
-Are you a bacterial cell? 'Cause you're causing a lot of colonies to form in my heart!
-I bet you and me would make some really good protists together.
-What's your sign? Mine is Escherichia coli.
-If I could, I'd culture you all up inside me!
-Is your dad a farmer? 'Cause you've got some nice fertile ground here!
-You must be a virus, 'cause you've got me sick with love!
-I'm no scientist, but I can tell you're my type!
-I'm not a biologist, but I can tell you're my species!
-Are you a eukaryote? 'Cause you're the only one I wanna fuse with!
-Do you have a boyfriend? 'Cause you just set my phage receptors to high!
-You and me? We'd make some beautiful amoebas together.
-What's your name? Mine is Escherichia coli.
-Can I culture some of your cells for my lab?
-I must be under the influence of something, because I can't take my eyes off you!
-Are you a bacterial cell? 'Cause you're causing a lot of colonies to form in my heart!
-I bet you and me would make some really good protists together.
-What's your sign? Mine is Escherichia coli.
-If I could, I'd culture you all up inside me!
-Is your dad a farmer? 'Cause you've got some nice fertile ground here!
-You must be a virus, 'cause you've got me sick with love!
You know what really turns me on? Microbiology jokes! What's even better is when someone uses them as pick up lines. Here are some of my favorite microbiology pick up lines to get you started.
1. Are you a prokaryote or eukaryote?
2. I bet you're a fungi!
3. You must be a bacterial chromosome, because you've got my DNA spinning!
4. You're so hot, I'd like to clone you!
5. You make me want to yell "Eureka!"
6. Let's get together and form a consortium!
7. You're my type of protist!
8. I'm going to culture you up tonight!
9. My love for you is as big as a galaxy!
10. I would love to prokaryote with you!
11. I'm so attracted to you, I want to mate with you!
12. You're the most beautiful organism I've ever seen!
13. I bet you're a virus, because you've got me infected!
14. You make my heartbeat syncytium!
15. I would love to go viral with you!
16. You're stunningly gorgeous, just like a rainbow!"
17. Are you a tRNA? Because you've got my amino acids all excited!
18. Do you want to be my transcription factor?
19. Let's get physical - let's do some polymerase chain reactions!
20. Would you like to come over and covalently bond with me?
21. I'm falling for you, peptide by peptide!
22. You're making my enzymes denature!
23. I love you, carbohydrate!
24. Are you a protein? Because you're causing a lot of confusion!
25. You're everything I've ever wanted in a molecule - perfect!
26. I could stare at you all day, nucleotide by nucleotide!
27. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, atom by atom!
28. You complete me, ion by ion!
29. Just like an enzyme, you are catalyzing my feelings for you!
30. Do you want to see my Petri dish? I'll culture your cells overnight.
31. Let's make some bacteria together.
32. I've got a colony of virgins that I need to share with you.
33. I'm a streaking wild type and I just need to Dominate you alright?
34. Trust me, I'm a doctor and I know all about your cells.
35. I'm the only antibiotic for you baby girl. Anaphylactic shock guaranteed! 😜
Microbiology is a vital science that has many important applications. It is used in medical research to develop new treatments for diseases, in environmental management to clean up polluted areas, and in food production to ensure the safety of our food supply. Microbiologists also play a role in biotechnology, the use of microbes to produce new products or improve existing ones.
Microbiology pick up lines are a fun way to show your interest in someone while also showing off your knowledge of the topic. If you want to make a good impression on someone, try using one of these lines at your next opportunity. And be sure to let us know how it goes!
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About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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