[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well!

by Annie Rosy

H1 plus N1 equals us.
Nice Shoes. Wanna Fu©k?
You’re hotter than my fever.
You’re as hot as my temperature.
I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.
I’d let you cough on me without a mask on.
If you were a buger I would pick you first.
This cold ain’t as infectious as your smile.
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well!
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well!
Swine flu or not, can I offer you some pork?
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well! 2
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well! 2
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Can I touch your belly button…from the inside?
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you are hot.
I’d like to get you into bed before the flu does.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
Do you have a fever? Cause you’re looking hot to me.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
You should get some rest. We can hiber-mate together.
Looking at you makes me Level 5 outbreak in my pants.
Do you have a cold? ‘Cause you’re giving me the chills.
Are u colds? Cause u make it so hard for me to breathe.
May I take your temperature? You’re looking pretty hot.
Do you have a fever? Because you hotter than 100 degrees.
Wow I’ve been dizzy all day…mind if I…fall in your arms.
We should probably study each other’s anatomy to find a cure.
Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.
Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven’t slept with you yet.
I haven’t been this attracted to a woman since the SARS outbreak.
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Swine flu isn’t the only human-to-human transmission I can think of.
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well! 3
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well! 3
I have at least three diseases that are way less serious than swine flu.
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my crib and spread the word.
Are you a hot glA$$ of chicken noodle soup? Because I’d love to drink you up!
My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don’t wanna look away.
You stole my heart. But that’s okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
You don’t need to go to the Tang Center. I can give you a physical exam right here.
My nose has been running for days, but you’ve been running through my mind for weeks.
My lips are getting worse.. I need a kiss to make it all better. Mind being my medicine?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
My stomach has been aching. Are you my appendix? ‘Cause I have a feeling I should take you out.
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
I’m actually a new medicine for the common cold. Doctors advise that you apply me to sensitive areas.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well! 4
[Top 50] Sick Pick Up Lines To Make You Get Well! 4
Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.
You’re looking a little cold over there. Why don’t you come close so i can warm you with my feverish body.
According to Web MD, the best way to cure cold symptoms is to kiss someone cute. Can’t argue with medicine.
You better get used to this, since there’s a good chance we’re going to be the last two people left on Earth.
Look at it this way: Since swine flu is pA$$ed on by saliva and phlegm, we don’t even have to waste time kissing.
From what I understand, one of the ways to avoid the flu is by upping your levels of protein. And what do you know, I have some stored up.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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