You want to? Alright….
So when is my baby due?
You need to try some lines like
“hey sis, you got plans tonight?
Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away
I cant say some of the ones I know.
Hey do you have any Italian in you? No?
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
Cindy…uh Lucy…what was your name again?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
Done got busted by the bar po-po….funsucker…lol
I can’t find my puppy, can you elp me find him?
Are your parents ******? Cuz you sure are special
Scuze me sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
” Honey, you look finer than a new set a snow tires.”
Damn baby, you are as pretty as a deer in the headlights
I’d let You pee in my eye just to see where it came from.
Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?
“You’re as purdy as a speckled pup on Christmas mornin’.”
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
I used that last one on a former boyfriend….worked for me!!
I like it. Probably would have not worked on my wife tho lol
hey babe! i usually put my mounts in da freezer but yer special
and would it really be a southern line talking about snow tires?
Wanna sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Can you help me? I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
“See my friend over yonder? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”
Would you like to come over and help removed the wheels from my house.
” i normally dont sleep with big girls, but damn this moonshine is good.”
Is your daddy a thief, cause he stole the stars an put them in your eyes.
Now we talking pick up lines!!! Hell yeah!!! And that avatar pic…two bagger…
Hey babe…wanna drive my big truck? You can sit in my lap and I will help you.
“This family reunion sucks, wanna go play hide the sausage in aunt Susans van?”
My all time favorite—Is that a Boker in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hey darlin…you remind me of a screen door during a hurricane… be bangin all night long…..
“Sugar, did you have you some lucky charms for breakfast? ‘Cause you look magically delicious.”
Just want to give you a reminder about S#xual innuendos that go South! I already had to delete 3 posts.
“That there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I’m thinkin’ I can see myself in them britches a little later.”
From one of my favorite movies “The Ladie’s Man.”These all work correct? Writing them down for later use on……
Was your father a meat burgular? Cause it looks like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.