kI know the air is pretty thin up there, why don’t you lay in my bed and catch your breath?
You’re a tall drink of water – and I’m thirsty!
I want to climb you like a jungle gym.
How much does it cost to ride to the top?
I’m 6’7″ standing up… and 9″ laying down.
I’m tall because… I’m standing on my wallet.
Will you have my NBA babies?
You know, we’re all the same height laying down…
The best part about being this tall is that it is easy to see cute girls like you in a crowd.
You would totally be worth the climb!
I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.
Do you play basketball?
I’m six-foot-six and EVERYTHING is in proportion.
I’m six-foot-five, but I’d like to be six feet under you
You are tall enough to ride this ride!
Can you do me a favor and grab me that book off the shelf for me… and then hand me your phone number?
You know, it’s been a while since I climbed a tree.
If everything was in proportion, I’d be 9’3″
Finally, someone I can see eye-to-eye on everything with!
It’s nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.
WILL YOU HAVE MY NBA BABIES?”Nah…I’ll pA$$.
“I’D FLIRT WITH YOU, BUT YOU MIGHT BEAT ME UP.”Wasn’t planning on it, but now you mention it…
“THE AIR MUST BE THIN UP THERE, HOW ABOUT YOU LAY IN MY BED AND CATCH YOUR BREATH?”Ten points for creativity… zero points for clA$$.
“WHY WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS? AREN’T YOU TALL ENOUGH ALREADY?”Just stop talking.
“YOU’RE A TALL DRINK OF WATER, AND I’M THIRSTY!”No. Just no.
“WE’RE ALL THE SAME HEIGHT LAYING DOWN.”Oh really…
“I BET THAT BACK IS REAL TONED FROM KEEPING THE REST OF YOU UPRIGHT.”What?! For real?!
“I’D CLIMB THAT TREE LIKE A MONKEY!”As told to us by our BFF Holly Burt!
“DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL?”Dude, no.
“YOU’RE PRETTY FOR A TALL GIRL.”
(One tall person to another) Finally, someone I can see eye-to-eye on everything with!
(One tall person to another) It’s nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.
What do a tall wizard and a tall elf have in common? They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts.
Have you ever noticed that there is a garment called shorts? Because I can’t recall ever seeing a piece of clothing called talls.
Why were shorts invented? So tall people wouldn’t look like they’re always wearing capris.
What do you call a big and tall store? Unfortunate.
Where did the tall person find a boyfriend? At the top of a step ladder.
What’s the difference between a clown and a tall person? Their shoe store.
It’s not tall people’s fault they think they’re the center of the universe. They just can’t see anyone else.
What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming? Duck.
What happened when the tall person wanted to hang himself? Nothing, he couldn’t find a high enough ceiling.
How’d the tall person break into working at Wells Fargo? After 6 years of being an excellent coat rack, they decided to let her have her own desk.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.
What do tall people and Bode Miller have in common? They both look like they’re wearing skis.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward? You can’t.
What do tall people and a lamp post have in common? Intelligence.
What does a tall person and a burnt out lightbulb have in common? They’re not that bright.
What do you call a tall, attractive person? An evolutionary miracle.
What do tall people and chopsticks have in common? They’re awkward at the most inopportune moments.
What’s a tall person’s worst fear? Ceiling fans.
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
Do you know why most supermodels are really tall? Because if they can look good in the outfit, anyone can.
Do you know what Victoria’s Secret actually is? She likes short guys.
How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
What did the tall person say to the short person? What?
What’s the most popular sport for tall women? Wrestling each other over men who are taller than them.
The other day I Googled “tall people.” Funny thing was, Google only showed results for “dumb people.”
Tall people: the giraffes of the human race since the beginning of time.
Tall people look like slinkies when they run.
Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
What’s the difference between a tall person and a broom? A broom is useful.
Tall people: where the family will meet if someone gets lost in a crowd.
Where do tall people find significant others? Out back behind the big and tall store, weeping.
How do you make a tall person angry? Pick them up in a smart car.
Yo mama so tall that when I told her to take one step back she went to the other side of the world.
What’s the difference between a 5 foot-tall person and a 6-foot-tall person? One person has an extra foot of height, and the other has a brain.
Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.