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I want to slam dunk your face with my face. I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me. Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter I’m wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be. Would you...... [read more]

Let’s Bang Hi I’m Klein! Be the tsun to my dere You’re kawaii as hell. Gun DAM, you are FINE girl! Ever been shukaku’d? (Gaara) I don’t mind fangirls. (Yugioh) Gaara – “Ever been shukaku’d?” Do they make you in hug pillow? You activated my...... [read more]

Get ready to battle for her heart? Do you have the Poke-balls to use these Pokemon lines to impress her. If you know your crush is obsessed with the Pokemon games or with the show, here are some pick-up lines that you can use on him too. If you’re playing... [read more]

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