Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? 2 drinks.
The past, present and future were in a bar. It was tense.
Why is Oloroso so perfect? Because it’s completely flor-less.
If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
What do you say when you’re gonna drunk dial someone? Al-cohol you
Every raisin is a tragic tale of a grape that could have been wine.
How do you know a man is really really gay? When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer!
If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy alcohol.
Two midgets walk into a mini-bar. If you drink and drive, don’t forget your car.
She got a ladder I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems.
When Whisky met Cognac at the mixer it was clear their relationship was on the rocks.
I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don’t want to lower the bar.
What do blondes and bottle of Corona have in common? Their both empty from the neck up!
They’re filming a new Renee Zellweger movie in Cuba. It’s called Bridget Jones Daiquiri.
Money can’t buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy alcohol.
Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution. Yo mamas so dumb when I said “Drinks on the house.”
You lost me at “non-alcoholic” I’m a recovering alcoholic. Or as my mate describes me, hungover.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color.
Four fonts walked into a bar, and the barman said: “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve your type in here.”
My friend fell asleep in the bar, so I poured my ale on him to wake him up. It was a brewed awakening.
Did you hear they’ve translated Harper Lee’s magnum opus into Mexican? It’s called Tequila Mockingbird.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”
What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having S#x in a rowboat? They are both SO close to water!
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn’t keep asking for Bud Light!
What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels? A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I was drinking at the bar last night, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
I just heard on the grapevine that doctors have invented a new grape variety that acts as an anti-diuretic to help with incontinence.
How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking? He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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