What do whales eat? Fish and ships.
I know a whale joke. Its a real killer.
What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!
What kind of whale flies? A pilot whale!
What do you call a baby whale? A little squirt!
How do you get banned from Sea World? Free Willy.
Where are whales weighed? At a whale weigh station
[Top 50] Whale Puns That Will Blow You Away
How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.
How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a pod of musical whales? An Orchastra!
Why was the whale so sad? Because she was a Blue whale.
What is a whale’s favorite TV show? The Flukes of Hazard.
Where does a killer whale go for braces? The orca-dontist
How does a group of whales make a decision? Flipper coin!
What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale.
What is an investment bankers favorite fish? White Whales.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo.
Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide!
What is a whale’s favourite story? The Humpback of Notre Dame
How do you cirC^msize a whale? You send down four-skin divers.
Why are they called sperm whales? Because seamen discovered them.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film? Licence to Krill
What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about?
Have you ever seen a fish cry? No, but I have seen a whale blubber.
Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.
Where do you calculate the mA$$ of a cetacean? At a whale-weigh station!
What time is it when a whale runs into your boat? Time to get a new boat.
What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing “We are family …”
Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! What’s Moby D!¢Ks fathers name? Papa Boner.
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