[Top 150] Scuba Pick Up Lines

[Top 150] Scuba Pick Up Lines 1

Nice bobbers! Fishing
I like hookers. Fishing
Nice tanks Scuba Diving
I’m narked. Scuba Diving
I’ve got a 9′ rod. Fishing
Let me see your fly box. Fishing
Can i fish in your pond? Fishing
I really like your suit. General
I’m a single diver. Scuba Diving
Can I see your tan lines? General
Your surfboard is so big! Surfing
You really flipturn me on. Swimming
Nice beach balls, can I play? Beach
Permission to board? Boating/Sailing
I perform best when I’m wet. General
I never have a false start. Swimming
Can I go down with you? Scuba Diving
Nice life preservers. Boating/Sailing
Excuse me, can you hold my rod? Fishing
Can i put my tackle in your box? Fishing
You’re so hot, the sun is jealous. Beach
You make my heart slip ‘n slide. General
I can’t stop sinking a boat you. S#xanic
Do you prefer stiff or limp rods? Fishing
Hey ladies, which way to the beach? Beach
I barely noticed you in the winter months.
Voulez-vous plongez avec moi? Scuba Diving
Girl, you give me the butterflies. Swimming
I bet I could breath in them waders. Fishing
Cave divers like tight wet holes Scuba Diving
Can I take your photo angelfish? Scuba Diving
We could make BEAUTIFUL fish together Fishing
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot! Beach
I must be lost… because I see paradise. Beach
I could put some motion in your ocean. General
If I follow you, will you keep me? Scuba Diving
We should go practice never letting go. S#xanic
I barely noticed you in the winter months. Beach
You wanna come back, and see my minnows? Fishing
You know I’m da man you been wading for. Fishing
How long do you usually go down for? Scuba Diving
Is your name summer? Because you are hot! General
I love the way the ocean pounds the surf. Surfing
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick. Swimming
Hey girl, lane lines can’t keep us apart. Swimming
You can shiver my timbers anytime. Boating/Sailing
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? General
Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae? Fishing
Are you swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day? Swimming
I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties? General
You rock my boat like captain crunch. Boating/Sailing
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. Beach
That wetsuit would look great on my floor! Scuba Diving
You’d make for some real smooth sailing Boating/Sailing
Blow bubbles if you want to sleep with me. Scuba Diving
I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours? General
I hear your body is made up of 75% water, am I thirsty!
You know, I have the longest rod on this river. Fishing
If you were a fly baby you’d be ‘irresistible’. Fishing
I’m about to dive into the sea…that pu-sea Scuba Diving
Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises. Beach
You’ve got the fanciest fantail I’ve ebber seen. General
Your eyes are the same colour as my wetsuit. Scuba Diving
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? General
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! Beach
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey girl, I’d swim up to 800 meters for your love. Swimming
Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times. General
If love were a drop of water, I’d be in the Atlantic Ocean.
Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. Beach
HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.
Are you swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea. Fishing
That’s a nice wetsuit. Can I talk you out of it? Scuba Diving
Do you believe in penetration on the first dive? Scuba Diving
Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer Scuba Diving
Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little Fu©ker. Fishing
Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my big dinghy Boating/Sailing
Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up! Beach
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me. General
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage. Boating/Sailing
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. Beach
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea.
Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady. Fishing
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. General
Hey girl, I’d swim across the ocean just to see you smile. Swimming
You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire! Beach
Was your dad Neptune? ‘Cause I think you are a mermaid. Scuba Diving
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I’m drowning in your eyes… General
Is this catch and release, cause I DON’T want to let you go. Fishing
I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your b00ty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! General
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie! Boating/Sailing
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank Fishing
I normally fish for trout but I’ll make and exception for you. Fishing
I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river… Fishing
That wetsuit would look great on the floor next to my bed. Scuba Diving
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? General
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea. Beach
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock. Boating/Sailing
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? ‘Cause you took my breath away. Swimming
Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries? Scuba Diving
I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience? Beach
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always ‘drag free’. Fishing
So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming. Swimming
You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt. Fishing
My pull buoy’s not the only thing that goes between these thighs. Fishing
Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating. Swimming
Fishing with you in September is best because you can’t ‘run-off’. Fishing
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? Scuba Diving
Near, far, wherever you are – as long as it’s in the same zip code. S#xanic
You would have survived the S#xanic sinking, you’re my better half. S#xanic
How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better. General
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. Beach
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps’ phone number. Swimming
I hear scuba diving does a body good. Wow, you must dive A LOT! Scuba Diving
I don’t know if you’ve ever been fishing but I think we should hookup Fishing
Do you believe that size doesn’t matter only the expansion rate? Scuba Diving
The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo S#xy! Scuba Diving
I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red. General
So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then? General
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again? Boating/Sailing
I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night? Scuba Diving
You’re like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. General
Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me?
Ay girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea. Boating/Sailing
Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching.
Let’s commemorate the sinking of the S#xanic and drown our sorrows together. S#xanic
Here’s a fun game, you be the S#xanic and I’ll be the iceberg hitting on you. S#xanic
I’ve never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight. Swimming
I was holding my dive computer when I realized I’d rather be holding you. Scuba Diving
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We’ll have to do something about that… Swimming
Of course it’s for science! We’re all gonna be living down here one day!! Scuba Diving
Are you a rescue diver? Please rescue me by coming back to my place later. Scuba Diving
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up! Fishing
Damn you’re like an award winning bA$$. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you. Fishing
Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Scuba Diving
You look like a cool glA$$ of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Do you have a map to this dive site? ‘Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Scuba Diving
I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my nemo. Scuba Diving
I know you’re out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage. S#xanic
Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. Beach
I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing. Scuba Diving
(As she is leaving her fishing hole) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me! Fishing
Baby, you’ve bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I’ll be your captain. Boating/Sailing
I’m either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly. Scuba Diving
Will you go diving with me in the morning, should I phone you or just nudge you? Scuba Diving
Are you a surfboard?, cause you look like you need a waxing before I can take a ride. Surfing
I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you its’s like the sun never sets. Beach
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit. Scuba Diving
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I’d say I’m a pretty good swimmer too. Swimming
Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me? Scuba Diving
I’ll treat you like the Heart of the Ocean, except the part where it is tossed overboard. S#xanic
Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching. Scuba Diving
Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water Water Polo
Would you like to sip on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night? Boating/Sailing
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks! Swimming
You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute. Fishing
And you’re here in my heart. And my heart will go on and on. Seriously, until you go out with me I’ll keep singing S#xanic
You shouldn’t care that I’m broke. Didn’t you see S#xanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned. S#xanic
I know you said you didn’t want to go out, but you know what, they said the S#xanic was unsinkable. I’ll pick you up at 8. S#xanic
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Boating/Sailing
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?
I’m Ryan Lochte. She tells you you’re not. I’m Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she’ll believe. Swimming
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money? Boating/Sailing