Sea they never stop
Where do fish wash? In a river basin!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebews it.
A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.
Did you hear the watermelon joke? It’s pitful.
What vegetable is forbidden on all ship? Leeks!
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
[Top 50] Water Puns That Will Make You Thirsty
What keeps a dock floating above water? Pier pressure!
Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.
Who is the world’s greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond.
What did the sink say to the water faucet? You’re a real drip.
What did the trout say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam!
Why didn’t the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken!
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water? Bob
What happened when the scientist tried to capture some fog? She mist!
Why did the teacher jump into the water? She wanted to test the water!
What type of specialist can carry out operations underwater? Sturgeon
Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday. He was a toddy bear.
What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O
Why is it bad to joke about boiling water? Because it gets all steamy.
Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!
Yo girlfriend is so ugly, when she gets in the tub, the water jumps out.
Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why is the letter T like an island? Because its in the middle of water!!!
Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred
When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.
Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? No, it’s just more fun in water.
What do you call the small tributaries of the main river in Cairo? Juveniles
Why is tea so therapeutic? Because boiling the water raises your self of steam.
Why did the student study hydrology? Because she had a great thirst for knowledge.
Why should you never swim on a full stomach? Because it’s easier to swim in water!
The coach asked Roger if he I could swim under water. He said, “don’t hold your breath.”
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
Sharks gills can’t take in water by themselves. This means that sharks have a hard time sleeping or stop swimming.
Why wasn’t the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water? Because it was a man-eating shark!
Instantly, a lawyer named Carl pitches into the water. Furiously he swims across the pool, hauls himself out and stands there panting.”
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