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Top 20 Victorian Pick-Up Lines from the 1800s

by Annie Rosy

I’d queue at Chin Chin for you.

News_Image_File: Ahhhhh … s**t.

Your eyes are shining! Brain fever?

I’ll love you until Fletcher retires.

I’ve got five thousand pounds a year.

You like Underbelly? Want to see mine?

If you were a carriage, you’d be a hansom.

[Top 20] Victorian Pick Up Lines that will take you in 1800s

Without you I’m lost like a cabbie on the Calder.

Want to use my myki? You can touch me off any time.

Do you have a S#xtant? Because I’m lost in your eyes.

Are you from Andover? Would you ‘andover your address?

Have you read Madame Bovary? Wanna go for a carriage ride?

Your skin is like alabaster….your leeches must work overtime!

Do I have scarlet fever, or is it you who is making me so delirious?

Yes, that is a souvlaki in my pocket. But I’m also pleased to see you.

Are you on your way to a fancy dress ball? Because you look like an angel.

I’m looking for someone to sweep my chimney, and I like the look of your brush.

That dress is very becoming on you. But then, if I were on you, I would also be highly aroused to the point of paroxysm.

And what if an adventurous Victorian woman happens to see a gentleman she likes? Perhaps she might use one of these winning lines.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.