[Top 50] Vampire Dracula Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

You drive me batty.

You look good enough to eat.

You look dead S#xy. Literally.

If you were blood I’d suck you.

If i was a vampire i’d bite you.

How about joining me for a bite.

Rigor mortis means lasting power.

I can make your heart beat again.

Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.

Is there room for two in your coffin?

I can really suck the life out of you.

You have permission to enter me anytime.

I want to suck your blood… and your toes.

I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.

Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.

Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?

Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.

Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?

If you were a blood type you’d be my favorite.

Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.

Are those fangs or are you just happy to see me?

Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?

You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.

How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.

I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.

You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

If your BØØBs were a blood type it would be double A’s

I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.

You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.

Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?

Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?

I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.

It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

Your life would suck without me… oh wait it will suck with me.

Something’s wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.

If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?

You’re so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did!

They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?

Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.

Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?

You’re so S#xy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.

That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sorta.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 50] Vampire Dracula Pick Up Lines

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