I’d stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)
I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)
What did the pig say to the turtle? I’m boared
What do you call a famous turtle? A shellebrity.
What do turtles use to communicate? A shellphone!
Turtle One Liners And Pick Up Lines
What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on
What kind of photos does a turtle take? Shellfies.
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What does a turtle need to ride a bike? A shellmet.
What do you call a turtle that $h!ts a lot? a turdle
What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.
Why didnt the tortoise cross the road? It got turtled.
Turtle One Liners And Pick Up Lines
What do you call a turtle with 6 feet? A 6-foot turtle.
You don’t look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)
What does a turtle do on it’s birthday? It shellebrates!
What do you call a sea turtle that flies? A shell-icopter!
What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell? Shell-arious ones!
We should team up to help our species not go extinct. (Turtle)
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? A Turtle-Neck
Anyone ever tell you, you’ve got one shell of a body? (Turtle)
Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)
Turtle One Liners And Pick Up Lines
Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because their ears are so small!
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes? To the shell-block.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise? A slow-pork.
Ahh snap girl, you fine! (Because we’re snapping turtles.) (Turtle)
Why don’t we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)
I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? a slow-poke.
Why didnt Shell City have any rules? Because it was turtlely extreme.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’ve got it all… because you’re scaly. (Turtle)
Let’s take things slow. Because that’s the only speed I’ve got. (Turtle)
We don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d reconsider it. (Turtle)
Turtle One Liners And Pick Up Lines
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What happens when you bring a turtle to a party? It becomes a shellebration.
You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise? You shell out a lot of money.
Why couldn’t the ninja turtle cross the road? Because it didn’t have enough turtle power.
Turtle One Liners And Pick Up Lines
What happens when you get into fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? You get shell shocked.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)
I know you’re naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins? a turtle disaster.
Girl, you look ancient—considering we’re one of the oldest species on earth, that’s a compliment. (Turtle)
I enjoy c0©ktails and midnight strolls along the beach… want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)
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