Who did it? Yew know who.
How do trees get on the internet? They log on.
How does a tree get on the Internet? It logs in.
Why do trees make great thieves? Sticky fingers.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Where do saplings go to learn? Elementree school.
What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
[Top 50] Tree Puns And Silly Tall Tales
What do you get hanging from ash trees? Sore arms.
Which side of a tree has the most leaves? The outside
What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm tree!
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
Someone took my mate’s fake Christmas tree. It’s not fir.
How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark!
What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
Did you hear the one about the oak tree? It’s a corn-y one!
What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone!
How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!
Local police force has recruited a tree. It’s Special Branch.
A crime was committed in the forest, and the police are stumped.
What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you!
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started a new branch
Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was being knotty.
A friend is tracing his family tree. He’s not very good at drawing.
Why did the pine tree get into trouble? Because it was being knotty
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree? May the Forest be with you.
What cheese do you use to encourage a bear out of a tree? Camembert.
What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.
What did the trees wear to Mother Nature’s pool party? Swimming trunks!
Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? They like to avoid the flush.
What do you get when you cross a tabby cat with a lemon tree? A sour pu$$.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”.
Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
I used to spend lots of time with a friend in his tree house. Then we fell out.
What did Betula pendula say to her super-annoying sister? Leaf me alone, birch!
Friend went to a Star Trek fancy dress party dressed as a tree. He was the Captain’s Log.
A local bank is opening an ATM in a tree. If its successful, they might expand to other branches.
How do Republicans plan on fighting record high temperatures? By switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius!
Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it? It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!
What did the Tree Hugging hottie say to the guy in the SUV? “Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming”
Why can’t the lonely evergreen stop thinking about high school? She’s still pining to be one of the poplar kids.
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