Hey girl I’m looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?
Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?
Hey baby, you’ve got the best back nine I’ve seen all year.
I already have 16 affairs. Might as well have another, right?
Are you sure you don’t have a little in you? Would you like to?
I’m running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain’s?
Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?
Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I’d like to (indicates self) see you on a T?
Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?
I’ll bet you 100 bucks that you’re better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I’d like to put my wood in it?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won’t do for anyone on the PGA tour? I’ll let you beat me.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Hey would you like what you’re hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
Obviously I’m a man that loves Gatorade and I’d definitely like to raid your gato. That’s mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for…you get the idea. I’m Tiger Woods.
Would you mind being treated like a green that I’m 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I’m going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.
Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.
