[Top 60] Tea Pick Up Lines To Start a Conversation!

by Maria Line

You’re such a TEAse.
You’re just my cup of tea!
You’re the honey to my tea.
You’re a full bodied breakfast tea
Would you like to go for some tea?
You’re like my tea: Hot and British!
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
[Top 60] Tea Pick Up Lines To Start a Conversation!
[Top 60] Tea Pick Up Lines To Start a Conversation!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you’re so pretea.
My cup of tea isn’t the only thing that’s sweet around here.
This cup of tea is too hot…like dat A$$.
Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? S#x Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do socially concious people drink? LGB-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What did Jen Selter drink when she was little? Boot-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
When shouldn’t you drink a hot beverage? If it’s not your cup of tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea. What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
How did Courtney Love distill the life out of Kurt Cobain? With Pennyroyal Tea.
What’s the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea. What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Why don’t the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of tea? Because according to the Torah He Brews!
What do you drink before you audition for “The Voice” ? Tea-Lo Green What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I’m a great shot of tequila.
Would you like some hot tea because that’s what you are a hottie.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.
Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

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