[Top 100] Swimming Pick Up Lines To Impress A Swimmer!
by Annie Rosy
I really like your suit.
Can I see your tan lines?
You really flipturn me on.
I never have a false start.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You make my heart slip ‘n slide.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.
Your skin is burning like my heart.
Hey ladies, which way to the beach?
Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
Just like the Summer, I bring the heat!
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Is your name summer? Because you are hot!
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
Hey girl, lane lines can’t keep us apart.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I barely noticed you in the winter months.
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!
If you was a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?
You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.
Oh no I’m drowning… I need mouth to mouth quick!
You’ve got the fanciest fantail I’ve ebber seen.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises.
Hey S#xy! The sun isn’t the only thing that rises.
Hey girl, I’d swim up to 800 meters for your love.
Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?
Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.
I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south.
You are old enough to swim in the deep end aren’t you?
Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?
Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey girl, I’d swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I’ll save you first.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I’m drowning in your eyes…
Hey, would you like a S#x on the beach? Or S#x with a Beech?
I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your b00ty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire!
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? ‘Cause you took my breath away.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?
Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating.
Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
I’m not a CPR dummy, but I’d let you practice some mouth-to-mouth
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps’ phone number.
How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
So… did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red.
So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (Then ask her to join you.)
You’re like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
I’m worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
I’ve never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We’ll have to do something about that…
Now how’d you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol’ Speedo?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I’d say I’m a pretty good swimmer too.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
You do know how to inflate your raft, don’t you? Just put your lips together and blow.
I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you its’s like the sun never sets.
Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.
Use these beach pick up lines with proper timing and confidence and no doubt they will work.
Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
Hey baby! Can you please cover up your hot body cause the sun is melting and it getting hot here.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave… you’re making the other guys/girls look really bad.
When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.
If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I’d pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
Come on, I’m a wealthy neglected housewife, you’re a pool boy. It’s practically required by law that you do me.
I’m Ryan Lochte. She tells you you’re not. I’m Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she’ll believe.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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