[Top 100] Super Heroes VS Super Villain Pick Up Lines!

by Annie Rosy

Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.~ Magneto
You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.~ Bullseye
Want to see what I can do with my tongue? ~ Venom
Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I Slytherin..~ Voldemort
Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy S#x with the lights on.~ Darth Vader
Hi. I’m Tom Hiddleston.~Loki
Um, that old wives’ tale about the size of a man’s feet…? Hogwash. The size of one’s head, however…” ~ M.O.D.O.K.
[Top 100] Super Heroes VS Super Villain Pick Up Lines!
[Top 100] Super Heroes VS Super Villain Pick Up Lines!
Indeed! What’s your name, baby?”~ Leader
Back off, you two! I saw her first!”~ Egghead
narrows eyes and cracks knuckles ~ Amazon
Hi. I’m Tom Hiddleston.~ Loki
mine fraulein vone out of zen you are a NEIN!~ Red skull
Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.~ Black Mask
So what are you doin’ after? ~ Lobo
would you like to see my big snake. ..bro?” ~ Orochimaru
Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like? ~ Dr. Doom
I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work. ~ Deathstroke
Nothing stops the Juggernaut…..from getting inside that b00ty! ~ Juggernaut
This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you’re better than any thought. ~ Sinestro
Are you a Magnet cause i sure am Attracted to you ~ Magneto
When can I tap that ICE? ~ (Schwarzenegger)Mr. Freeze
I hope you like to do it with the lights on. ~ Dr. Light
You’re making me h0rn¥. ~ Rhino
Don’t worry I’ll make it quick. ~ Zoom
I’ll make you wet down below. ~ Black Manta
I can’t beat anyone. So you know I won’t beat you. ~ Killer Croc
I hate you.~ Bizarro
When I’m done with you, your fine rump is gonna be on fire! ~ Pyro
Wanna see me to show you my… Infinity Finger? ~ Thanos
Q: How many ways are there to make the Riddler happy? ~ Riddler
Gurl, you must be an alien menace..cause you’re outta this world.~ Lex Luthor
Wanna see a magic trick? It works best if you’re on your knees ~ Joker
If your bottom needs a protector, I’ll be your A$$ Guardian ~ Loki
Riddle me this, what comes twice in a night, then takes a cab home in the morning? You, if you play your cards right ~ Riddler
I think you’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.” ~ Doc Oc
#^@*&^%!%@$&#*$ ~ Deadpool
Welcome to the jungle” ~ Poison Ivy
Ask yourself this, at what point did you think you weren’t going to sleep with me? ~ Aizen
I’m going to hit you with my baby-inator. ~ Dr.Doofenshmirtz
Venom won’t be the only injections going on tonight. ~ Bane
I’ll show you my precious if you show me yours. ~ Gollum
This may be hell, but I’ll take you to heaven. ~ Lucifer
Worlds aren’t the only thing I can eat. ~ Alduin
Do you wish to compute? ~ Brainiac
I’m lonely; wanna probe? ~ Brainiac
Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lair ~ Bruce Li
You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots. ~ Bullseye
If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America? ~ Captain America
Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that’s what I call masturbation ~ Captain America
When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America ~ Captain America
Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy S#x with the lights on ~ Darth Vader
I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed. ~ Deadpool
I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work. ~ Deathstroke
Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like? ~ Dr. Doom
Four sweatervests! ~ Fantastic Four
I’m stretchy like my spandex onesie. ~ Fantastic Four
Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome? ~ Fantastic Four
Don’t worry, babe. I’m only quick on my feet. ~ Flash
Hi, I’m The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had S#x, 47 times. ~ Flash
Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you’ll need that ability to be on top ~ General
Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea… ~ General
Do you know how good it feels without a cape? ~ General
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral. ~ General
Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air? ~ General
I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building. ~ General
I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just Fu©k me~ General
I’ll bet you’re a Beast in the bedroom. ~ General
It’s a bird, it’s plane, it’s me leaving your house the next morning! ~ General
Not everything’s mutated, if you know what I’m sayin’ ~ General
On your mark, get set, glow! ~ General
We’ve lived a thousand lives, and fallen in love every time. It’s okay if you don’t remember. Just trust me. ~ General
You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming? ~ General
Look, it’s a long story. But yes, the green arrow. ~ Green Arrow
In brightest day, in darkest night, I’ll rub you down and do you right. ~ Green Lantern
Just follow the light. ~ Green Lantern
We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that’s it! Greyskull! ~ Greyskull
I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye. ~ Hawkeye
They call me He- Man because of me and my giant D!¢K. ~ He Man
I’m really into BDSM–you’ll really like me when I get angry ~ Hulk
Imma Hulk SMASH that pu$$y! ~ Hulk
Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally. ~ Hulk
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. ~ Hulk
Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames. Human Torch
I hope you don’t mind heat, ‘cuase I’ve got a strong urge to get my flame on. ~ Human Torch
Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl. ~ Human Torch
My metal suit isn’t the only reason they call me Iron Man. ~ Iron man
My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is. Iron man
Will you be my… Iron Maiden? ~ Iron man
I wanna go all ’50 Shades of Jean Grey’ on your fine A$$. ~ Jean Grey
When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way. ~ Jubilee
Nothing stops the Juggernaut…..from getting inside that b00ty! ~ Juggernaut
If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity. ~ Lex Luthor
Hi. I’m Tom Hiddleston. ~ Loki
I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that’s right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll… ~ Loki
Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction. ~ Magneto
Ever gotten a telepathic 0rg@sm from a man in a wheelchair? ~ Professor X
Wanna advance human-mutant relationships? ~ Professor X
Riddle Me This: ‘If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?’ ~Riddler
SHAZAM! Here’s my peπ!s. ~ Shazam
This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you’re better than any thought. ~ Sinestro
People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes… I feel it, the S#xual tension… fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! ~ Skeleto
Be mine or die. ~ Super Villain
Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me? ~ Super Villain
I am your world to rule my love. ~ Super Villain
I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest. ~ Super Villain
I will rule the world. ~ Super Villain
We shall conquer our world together. ~ Super Villain
Ever hook up with a god? Didn’t think so.~ Thor
I’m gonna do you so hard you’ll be Thor the next day.~ Thor
Mjolnir isn’t the only hammer I’ve got~ Thor
BACK OFF HARVEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!~ Two-Face
Wanna have a threesome?~ Two-Face
Want to see what I can do with my tongue?~ Venom
Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I Slytherin..~ Voldemort
My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for you~ War Machine
I’m the best there is at whom I do.~ Wolverine
Your Wonder Twins are activating that sweater, Baby.~ Wonder Twins
Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers? ~ X-man
Oh, you will kneel before Zodd…~ Zodd
If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.~Lex Luthor:

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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