[Top 40] Sleeping Bedtime Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Sleep is for the weak.

Sleeping is for the week.

Got two nipples for a dime?

You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

If you were a booger, i’d pick you first

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman.

As the days turns into night, keep your worries out of sight

Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

(Gently rub the girl’s back and say) I thought angels had wings.

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.

A good night’s sleep is always the best way to wake up and go to work.

No matter how harsh the world seems, may you always have sweet dreams!

Hey, girl, you could spam me all night, and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

I’d walk a thousand miles to be with you tonight. Missing you – Good night.

May God bless you with a peaceful sleep full of beautiful dreams!Good Night!

Girl you got something on your face. oh wait that is just a smudge of cuteness

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!

Don’t forget to pray tonight because God didn’t forget to wake you up this morning. Goodnight!

“I’m going to pull back your shattered self, I’m going to feed your madness, I’m going to fill you in.”

Good Night all, May the words of God dance in your ears and bring joy to your hearts as you sleep tonight

Run faster, eat better, sleep longer, try harder, aim higher, love more, day by day get happier. Good Night

I want to be the cool night breeze which caresses your skin and gives you goosebumps as you sleep. Good night girl.

I sent an angel to watch over you when your sleeping, the angel came back and said “Angels dont watch other angels.”

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my dreams all night. Night night, sleep tight, don’t let me bite!

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The moon is angry at me and jealous of you because I said that no one could light my nights up like my girlfriend. Good night.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 40] Sleeping Bedtime Pick Up Lines

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