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Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body
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What instrument do skeletons play ? Trom-BONE.
What do you call a stupid skeleton ? Bonehead !
What do you call a skeleton snake ? A rattler !
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What type of art do skeletons like ? Skull tures !
How do skeletons get their mail ? By bony express !
What’s a skeleton’s favourite pop group ? Boney M !
What did the old skeleton complain of? Aching bones!
What happened to the lazy skeleton ? He was bone idle !
How do skeletons call their friends ? On the telebone !
What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off ? Bone china !
How do you make a skeleton laugh ? Tickle his funny bone!
Why are graveyards so noisy ? Beacause of all the coffin !
Who was the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant ? Spare ribs !!!
Who was the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appeS#x !
What is a skeleton? Somebody on a diet who forgot to say “when”!
What’s a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument ? A trom-bone !
Why don’t skeletons play music in church ? They have no organs !
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
What do boney people use to get into their homes ? Skeleton keys !
What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ? Skint Eastwood !
When does a skeleton laugh ? When something tickles his funny bone.
Why are skeletons usually so calm ? Nothing gets under their skin !
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party ? He had no body to go with !
What sort of soup do skeletons like ? One with plenty of body in it !
Why did the skeleton go to hospital? To have his ghoul stones removed!
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell ? A dead ringer !
How did skeletons send their letters in the old days ? By bony express!
Why did the skeleton run up a tree ? Because a dog was after his bones !
Why do skeletons hate winter ? Beacuse the cold goes right through them !
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ? He was a numbskull !
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies ? A boney phoney !
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party ? He had no body to dance with.
What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings ? Lazy bones !
What is a skeletons like to drink milk ? Milk – it’s so good for the bones !
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football ? Because his heart wasn’t in it !
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ? He could feel it in his bones !
Why do skeletons hate winter ? Because the wind just goes straight through them !
Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school ? He was boning up for his exams !
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ? They had a rattling good time!
What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day? Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long ? He became bone dry !
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party ? It had no body to dance with.
Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food ? Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle ? I’m bone to be wild!
What happened to the skeleton who went to a party ? All the others used him as a coat rack !
What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road ? Jump out of your skin and join him !
What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can’t fool me, I can see right through you.
Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police? Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!
What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ? It came back with a skeleton crew !
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog? He ran off with some bones and didn’t leave him with a leg to stand on!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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