What you seize is what you get.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
A tattoo artist has designs on his clients.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
Where do you find chili beans? At the North Pole.
[Top 50] Dumb Silly Puns They’re Actually Funny
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
Why do ambA$$adors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
I dropped out of communism clA$$ because of lousy Marx.
I changed my iPhone’s name to S#xanic. It’s syncing now.
Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? Because it’s two tired.
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)
ClA$$ trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there’s no pop quiz.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Did you hear about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, “Are you two an item?”
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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