You advect my moisture.
Do I make you saturated?
Feel the rush of my monsoon!
Want to see my lightning rod?
You can stand under my umbrella.
I’m issuing a severe lovin’ watch!
Wanna touch the storm in my pocket?
I’d like to get on your waterspout.
I bet I can increase your dew point!
Do you want to make out in the rain?
Skittles the way to taste the rainbow.
I have a huge, huge umbrella collection.
Do you want to collect my precipitation?
I’m like a cloud, making it rain all day.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
I will make you wet, one way or the other.
Let’s get you out of those bloody clothes.
Girl, if you wanted I can be your umbrella.
I see a “C^m”-ulonimbus cloud in your future.
I got a storm in my pants, want one in yours?
If you were fog, I’d get lost in your depths.
I bet my presence is making it wet in your area.
Today is going to be cloudy with a chance of me.
Have you ever experienced a mA$$ive storm surge?
There’s a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.
Are you cold? Because I know a way to warm you up.
Leave with me and I’ll close your school tomorrow!
My umbrella will keep you dry but I’ll keep you wet.
I’d bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.
I will kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Are you an umbrella? Because I’d like to be under you.
I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.
If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you a Thunderstorm!
Don’t worry baby, we’ve got world clA$$ spill protection.
Trust me, hang with me and I’ll name a hurricane after you.
If you want to taste the rainbow, let’s go back to my place.
Since we’re Bears, want to hibernate from the storm together?
I have skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d like to rain all over you.
Want to head back to the Units and get out of these wet clothes?
You must be controlling the weather because you’re making me wet.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.
I’m no weatherman but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
There’s a winter storm warning. You’re getting eight inches tonight.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re pA$$ing with flying colors.
I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?
You can call me rain, because I’m going to be getting you wet tonight.
Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to S#xy.
Strawberry Creek must be flooding by now, want to take a swim together?
Too bad it’s raining instead of snowing because I want to O-ski with you.
I’m not a weatherman, but know that you’re getting a lot of inches tonight.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your “head” any time you want.
Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you’re good at blowing.
Girl, when you don’t text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Be careful I’ve been known to cause a flash flood watch in your lower elevations.
I hope you ladies stocked up on supplies because there is a storm surge in my pants.
Let’s stop squirreling around and make out under the umbrellas at the Golden Bear Café.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
(To be said on top of the Campanile) It might be cloudy, but I still have the best view.
If you think that’s impressive, you should see how many inches I just acC^mulated in my pants.
If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can’t guarantee things won’t still get wet.
(When walking by Cafe Milano) Want to take shelter from the storm and get a cup of coffee together?
Why do you need to buy extra batteries? I have 2 flashlights and can please you til the sun comes up.
No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
Want to know the difference between me and my Storm? It only takes two minutes to get me up and running
I know this rain is good for the environment and all, but I was hoping you could focus on ending my drought?
I hope you are the rain and I’m the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.
Baby, make sure you’ve got enough sandbags, because the storm isn’t the only one that’s going to be flooding your baSêmênt.
(To be said while Sproul Plaza is flooding) Don’t worry, I’ll sweep you off your feet and protect you from the water. (Carry them across Sproul Plaza.)