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[Top 30] Witty Japanese Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Ima Shiyo – Let’s do it now.

Boku-no me-o mite – Look into my eyes.

Kimi-to netai – I want to sleep with you.

Bakku-de shiyo – Let’s do it doggy style.

Suitaru-ga ii-na – You have a nice figure.

Shikkusu-nain suki – I like to sixty-nine.

“Kyo no bra nan desu…” I am not wearing a bra..

“Kirei-na hada-dane..” – You have beautiful skin

“Yarasete” or “Ecchi Shiyou” – Let’s fool around

“Kireina Hitomi Dane” – You have beautiful eyes ..

“Kin’niku sawarasete..” – Let me feel your Muscles

Bakku $h!to-ni suwaro – Let’s get in the back seat.

Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane – You’re really pretty.

Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! – Onwards to the Love Hotel!

Nampa-$h!ta! – I scored (when playing a girl for S#x)

Ichiman-en ka$h!te-kureru? – Can I borrow 10,000 yen?

Itsu kekkon-$h!tai? – When do you want to get married?

Shinken-ni naritakunai. – I don’t want to get serious.

Shinu-hodo ai-$h!teru – I love you so much i could die.

Mae-ni atta-koto aru? – Don’t I know you from somewhere?

Boku-ga hoshii-no-wa kimi-dake – You’re the only one I want.

Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru – I have a futon in my pocket

Nani iro-no $h!tagi-o tsuketeru-no? – What color is your underwear?

Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai – I can’t live without your love.

Kino-wa takusan nomisugita-ne? – You drank too much last night didn’t you?

These were mailed to me by a friend, if you know the original source please /msg me

“rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiyoh”-“This time next year, let’s be laughing together.”

“Boku-wa aisu kurimu-o issho-ni taberu hito-ga inai-no.”- I don’t have anyone to share ice cream with.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.